Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Farlow on the upside I am now certain I definitely don't want to watch it no matter how hilarious some of the bits might end up being because Jim Carrey is kinda a creep even if he does a fantastic take on Robotnik and sure the CG of Sonic seems great now but it came at the cost of the entire VFX team getting crunch worked half to death then fired as a "reward" for their efforts, and also fuck that bs trite garbage "message"

@Farlow oh... my god. every single part of that message is awful and totally against anything that IS Sonic the Hedgehog and holy fuuuuuuuuccckkk im gonna barf.

@Farlow wait the main character is a fuckin' cop?? jeez. fuck that noise. Sonic would never work with cops. ROBOTNIK would. I mean the fucker LITERALLY HAS "SWAT Bots" in the SatAM show. Sonic though? Fuck that noise, he'd spraypaint ACAB on each cop's face in bright yellow car paint before they could blink. ESPECIALLY before they could blink.

@tomatophobia Girl
Goth
Gay
Gamers

Long ago, the four genders lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Gamers attacked...

@trickster@mastodon.technology like the guy is full on wizard of ozzing going "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DATABASES BEHIND THE CURTAIN ONLY USE ORACLE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE USE ORACLE OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU I MEAN YOU ONLY WANT TO USE ORACLE ANYWAY HONEST NOT BEGGING AT ALL HAHAHA WE DON'T NEED YOU (PLEASE PLEASE WE DO NEED YOU PLEASE)"

@trickster@mastodon.technology holy shit it's like the perfect example of "hey what's that thing called where someone is desperately trying to get you to do the thing they want when nobody in their right mind would do that thing for them or anybody even WITH a shitton of money as a bribe?"

...genuinely sure there's a name for it but I can't recall it but yeah. it's that.

@Xarph in awe at the size of this lad, the absolute unit.

@owashii@snouts.online is a high dog an updog?

@najimi@hellsite.site heavy meavy

Punk runk

@a_puma01@snouts.online part of me ALMOST misses the windows 9x shutdown screens.

but then I remember having to sit around waiting forever for the damn thing to get its arse in gear and shut down, whereas now if it's gonna take a while I can just leave it doing it because it'll do it itself.

@a_puma01@snouts.online me @ my computer : I'll administrate YOUR Priveleges!! *opens registry editor*
computer: HAH like you know how to use the registry editor without destroying this entire operating sys-OH GOD NO DON'T