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@triz@skull.website first recorded instance of marketing executives in the wild

Sadly that test failed because again the photos didn't upload. :< Might have to upload them to my pc first

@Ivafakename lol yeah probably. Like there isn't enough racist bigots in religious circles as well. But yeah I guess I'm probably atheist as well but mostly due to "I've got enough issues with my life that I don't need to be worrying what some invisible, unknowable, silent and inscrutable possibly-not-even-real so-called-deity thinks of me, so fuck that noise"

trying to upload catte pictures and can't my phone is being a poo

@Ivafakename i can imagine this and I'm pretty sure the response would be

Priest: "The Lord is no joke."
"Atheist" (because let's be real a lot of them are just doing it because they hate women and think being 'logical and rational' - which they aren't - makes them look smarter): "ACKTUALLY the only joke here is that you think god exists and I now wish to debate you constantly!"
Rabbi: *sits at the bar to watch* "My friend, the joke's not even started yet. Popcorn?"

Thankfully today I have a song stuck in my head that isn't memeish.

...well, not particularly memeish.

...

touhou doesn't NECESSARILY count as memeish!

youtube.com/watch?v=Wez4qMlK71

Extremely Fucking Cursed Brexit Porn 

@DissidentKitty@sunbeam.city roll up, roll up, get your complementary vomit bags here

@pup_hime commander: *plots a straight line course for movement with absolutely no obstacles in the way, towards a single bit of cover*
Operative: *veers off course repeatedly to vault over, around and across everything in the vicinity to get there* PARKOUR

Aragorn: Mon épée est votre !
Legolas: Et mon arc est votre !
Gimly: Et ma Hache !
Steven: Et Steven !

i was thinking about how Sr can mean either Senior or Sister (as in a nun) and now all i can think of is

tired: Sr and Jr (Senior and Junior)

wired: Sr and Jr (Sister and Jister)

this is it. the cursed post. I'm sorry. 

@Salith@queer.party unfortunately you now also have that stuck in your head from reading this so really you only have yourself to blame

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