Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Siphonay@octodon.social massive Geoffrey is very underrated

But I gotta say

That piss t-shirt is a vibe and a half

@cozykaffe@snouts.online "rock warm. Cosy"

@Ronflaix it's also what I'm nicknaming this Scyther who joined my rescue team :3

🎶 Bill Nye the Scyther Guy 🎶

@owashii@snouts.online I bet they feel pretty silly now.

@Ivafakename @CoughingSound also if you think about it wild pokemon will likely stay away from pokeballs because they associate them with being beaned in the head and then captured. So maybe it's a defensive measure

@hyperlink omfg

how are these wonderful people real

tell them that some random skunk on the internet thinks both Pellets Guy and his partner are awesome and wishes them all the best.

@envgen real not in bed hours who up

@hyperlink and even more baffling, he has a partner. He's in a long term relationship. Someone EVEN MORE enigmatic than Pellets Guy.

a guy in his 40s who is just... living his best fuckin' life clearly and gives absolutely the lowest amount of fucks about things that don't matter (like "normalcy")

and he has a partner. Someone who shares their life with him. who are they? what are they like? what secrets do they hold? What wisdom could they bestow upon us mortals??

@hyperlink Every time I hear something new about Pellets Guy I am simultaneously in absolute awe and disbelief.

If I heard about pellets guy from anybody but you I would have a really hard time believing it wasn't some kind of elaborate long term meme, or some character from some obscure cartoon that ran for far too short a time but is beloved by all who managed to watch it (idk like Home Movies or something I guess)

but no. he's real. he doesn't SEEM real, but he's real.

@Ronflaix lshdfls;djf

I mean on the upside preordering it DOES give you Doom 64 so. you know... extra doomage.

@Ronflaix The Meme has ascended. it has gained sentience.

...oh god

doom eternal preorder gets you a fuckin' "DOOT" skin for the Revenant in multiplayer.

because of course it does. bloody hell.

LB: We're already here :3