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"This armor needs improvement," the warrior stated, dropping the armor in question onto the blacksmith's bench.

The blacksmith bemusedly inspected it, "It's enchanted beyond anything I've ever seen before, why, it has to be the most protective armor I've ever laid eyes upon. What further improvements does it need?"

The warrior grimaced, "Perhaps, add more to it?"

The blacksmith shrugged and lifted the chainmail codpiece, "If you insist."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

Shaw makes a really fun "ublubluhubhublhbluhb" noise when you tap her to up her trust in Arknights. I sometimes make noises like that too.
I don't quite talk as fast as her though. But she's so good

i just wanna convert an .hlp file into something windows 10 still does it, rarely. mostly I get home but we're doing this
it's still happening.
we're still powered up
aw yeeee

@Beancatte@snouts.online it's such powerful hell energy that samuel hayden is currently hiring a team to extract it from mars and harness it to solve earth's energy (and lack of demon) problem.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online wait what

i thought itw as like... hazelnuts

@gekko bonus points if you make use of letterheaded business stationery, email signatures and also really high quality photopaper to do it

@gekko also use the super expensive colour printer, jazz it up with wordart and clipart and high res jpegs to use the maximum amount of ink, and print off several different versions, study them all, decide which is the best one to use then accidentally print them all off again six times, before making an ENTIRELY NEW one, that's even MORE extravagant, losing it, then printing one that LOOKS blaack and white but each requires all the colours even if it's got a black ink cartridge.

@cozykaffe@snouts.online ratties are just...

so good.

so so good

okay shutting down my pc to go to bed because am tired

gonna gloop into a puddle of slep

@Beancatte@snouts.online ...huh, hadn't thought about that to be honest. and yeah I see it. c_c; this makes it MORE concerning because I too am UK based so the fact I did not realise this means that they're so cursed that it now appears utterly alien.

re parenting, gender and kids 

@SuperCee@plush.city I know oh my gosh it's so perfect too!! That should totally be a thing, we should refer to trying out new genders as "snuggling into being a [pronouns]". Your kid is gonna be wonderful ;w;

@witchfynder_finder @kelbesque @fakemaxkeeble@snouts.online @hyperlink beige is like if orange and brown got way intimate with each other.

but also orange is if like, yellow got some sunburn.

so...

broraellow?

@compufox people keep saying that it's the fault of liberals but honestly I can't find this erals library file I've tried searching for lib.erals erals.lib libErals.dll, all sorts of fucking things, I don't get it. how can that be the problem if my system doesn't HAVE that file???

lewd, anticlimax 

@quirk oh. my. fucking. GOD. That is the worst. ><

@Beancatte@snouts.online playtonic are extremely cursed I do not know WHAT their deal is, but I am terrified.

parenting, gender and kids 

@SuperCee@plush.city and also valid as heeeckkk

parenting, gender and kids 

@SuperCee@plush.city oh my god that's adorable

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