"This armor needs improvement," the warrior stated, dropping the armor in question onto the blacksmith's bench.
The blacksmith bemusedly inspected it, "It's enchanted beyond anything I've ever seen before, why, it has to be the most protective armor I've ever laid eyes upon. What further improvements does it need?"
The warrior grimaced, "Perhaps, add more to it?"
The blacksmith shrugged and lifted the chainmail codpiece, "If you insist."
@gekko bonus points if you make use of letterheaded business stationery, email signatures and also really high quality photopaper to do it
@gekko also use the super expensive colour printer, jazz it up with wordart and clipart and high res jpegs to use the maximum amount of ink, and print off several different versions, study them all, decide which is the best one to use then accidentally print them all off again six times, before making an ENTIRELY NEW one, that's even MORE extravagant, losing it, then printing one that LOOKS blaack and white but each requires all the colours even if it's got a black ink cartridge.
@Aleums @FirstProgenitor @kelbesque @witchfynder_finder @fakemaxkeeble@snouts.online @hyperlink
gaze upon what you have wrought, hyli
@hyperlink settle down there lex luthor
@witchfynder_finder @kelbesque @fakemaxkeeble@snouts.online @hyperlink beige is like if orange and brown got way intimate with each other.
but also orange is if like, yellow got some sunburn.
so...
broraellow?
@compufox people keep saying that it's the fault of liberals but honestly I can't find this erals library file I've tried searching for lib.erals erals.lib libErals.dll, all sorts of fucking things, I don't get it. how can that be the problem if my system doesn't HAVE that file???
lewd, anticlimax
@quirk oh. my. fucking. GOD. That is the worst. ><
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.