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speedrunner: nice looking game you got here...

game dev: thanks :)

speedrunner: would be a real shame if i...

dev: wait

speedrunner: ...clipped into the wall and backwards jumped to the final boss fight

dev: nooooooooooo

@SuperCee@plush.city which is also the right answer, of course :D

(this is my mecha [talking quietly so i don't wake up anybody else and because i don't want to be a bother i just hope everyone is having a nice time sorry to be a bother please continue doing what you're doing <3 ] )

"So here, you'll see an exploded view of the device-...yes? What is it, Ren?"
"Um... why is it all in complete pieces? Where's the fragments???"
"...not THAT kind of exploded view-"
"well why the hell NOT?! C'mon, why call it an exploded view if there's no explosions!? that's false advertising!"

@charcoalbeans@snouts.online @hyperlink someone should make the Dallas Salad now.

also just noticed hyli changed is fuckin icon into something EVEN MORE gremlin energy and I swear it wasn't like that yesterday so did he literally change icons JUST for that duran duran/nine inch nails shitpost?!

I...

how can anybody compete with that

@radicalrobit @hyperlink I just realised that the song would be called "Head Like The Wolf" and I hate this

you know that smell kitties have when they've been sunbathing

that lovely nice smell you bury your face into their fur from and snifffffff

and it's so good?

I love that smell.

Kami smells like that right now.

@pup_hime There's a game by Mr Podunkian called Wasted that is basically a parody of Fallout 3, but toilet paper is the currency.

@Ivafakename walla walla bi-iieAAHHHGHHHGHHHGH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK

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