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@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online oh absolutely same.

Though I often also have a soft spot for ai characters and npcs.

Like god no I would never swear at Maru in Stardew Valley she's an absolute angel. I only didn't go with her because she electrocuted me on one of our first meetings and I was like "...uh... what the fuck." also her dad is scary ahhaha swear the fucker is gonna murder me c_c;

AAAND then I found out Abigail eats DIAMONDS after I married her.

@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online Oh mood you should hear me playing Stardew Valley.

Me: "GET. IN . THE. FUCKING. GODDAMN. LINE. YOU . BASTARD. ARSE. FUCK. FACE. FISH. GETINTHERE. GETINTHERE. FUCKIN'... GGGGETTTT ... OONNN... THEEE... HOOOOK OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER I FUCK FUCKING ASS FUCK SHIT COCK DONKEY BALLWAFFLE [screaming intensifies]"
Shane coming back from his shift at Jojamart: "Uh... what the.. hell is that??"
Abigail: "Oh that's the new farmer, she's uh... really into fishing."

@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online ...that's so pure and wholesome <3

meat prisons are bullshit

where is brain uploading already

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online oh god, fuckin' yearning now.

aguh...

why can't i just be a cluster of nanites this organic body shit is bull hockey.

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online realtalk tho if that happened ot me I'd be giggling happily the whole time even as I stumbled around like a doofus because it'd just be so good and rad.

fuck it I'd try out a ton of different forms for kicks just to see what it's like. Fuck this meat prison I wanna try out new forms.

@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online "by the creators, what have we done??"
"it's okay, we salvaged their mind and personality and they're aware. but... I don't know how to explain to them that we need to give them a new body and we don't know what theirs was li-"
*tapping on glass* "-...wha...?? Are they... calling to us?"
"...Is that a... an internet link??"
"They're being awfully insistent about it. Load it up..."
"...I'm pretty sure that's NOT what they looked like before.."
"...eh, who are we to judge?"

@owashii@snouts.online @furkachi@snouts.online friggin same

but then like if some future civilisation or aliens were like "hey look we messed up and your physical body is kinda... destroyed, we can make a new one for you though if you like?"

they would get as far as "we can make a new one-" before I would just be pointing them at my ref sheet immediately like I would have that shit READY they wouldn't know what hit them.

@furkachi@snouts.online @owashii@snouts.online for real holy shit.

@owashii@snouts.online coccyxes are a fuckin' mistake and a shitty legacy feature human bodies need a shitton of patches but removing tails and still leaving the coccyx in as a "legacy feature" was the biggst goddamn mistake of them all

@jk I never played FFX. ... fuck I have FF15 and I haven't played that yet what the fuck am I doing

I'll be honest I still wanna see waht the FF7 remake is like purely because I will FINALLY be able to figure out WHAT THE FUCK was meant to be the text when you first enter the Honey Bee Inn and Aeris gives a distraction as opposed to both her and cloud saying "Hmm so that's how you fool them" at each other.

imagine translating your game correctly in the first place

[this post brought to you by "this guy are sick" gang]

@jk holy shit josef you're right ff7 WAS good by accident holy shit this game is a mess.

@jk oh, fuck yeah that's a point I totally FORGOT about that. Like Nanaki even goes "wait am /I/ a Jenova clone too!?" and then it just gets fuckin' ignored immedaitely and never brought up whatsoever

also ngl the cosmo canyon bit in ff7 where Nanaki finds out the truth about his father Seto always makes me cry.

...but like...

fuck. give the dude a fuckin' Soft potion already I've got like a ton of them here and I almost never use them.

like c'mon square the fuck would I wanna call him by the bullshit alias the humans (especially hojo) assigned to him!? That's not his friggin name.

hands up if in ff7 after finding out Red 13's real name when starting a playthrough again you just renamed him Nanaki instead of Red XIII out of respect for his culture and his people and then were like :| when the game straight up just went "Nanaki, otherwise known as Nanaki" because it was just a name entry field.

@jk IT IS

THE BOY