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@envgen @jk i immediately regret posting this because of how cursed it is and the implications have just hit me and auhgfahjasjflkf

@envgen @jk instructions unclear now I have a mouth full of plaque and I'm scraping teeth off them

Lemmy has a hardcoded slur filter that prevents posts containing various racist, homophobic or ableist slurs. Recently some users have asked us to remove this filter, or make it configurable for instance admins.

We want to make it clear that we will never do this. Right-wingers can still fork the project to remove the filter, but we will make it as difficult as possible for them.

@pupy @owashii@snouts.online hell I've almost completely stopped using punctuation of any kind except on my phone

@legendaryjoeb which reminds me I watched mobile suit gundam the origin fairly recently and I was exceptionally disappointed in the egregious lack of Gallant Char in the soundtrack

american wearing a turtleneck: this. is iPad

me, a british person: whats that. is that a telly? wheres the scart lead go in

american: ...

me: bit skinny in't it. you put that on coffee table it'll just fall over

@Ivafakename @tomatophobia *HHHHHHCHHH, chhhhhhhhh* "Sand? in MY Coo chee??" [It's more likely than you think!]

@tomatophobia @Ivafakename I mean, by that point Annie's got a pretty good reason to hate sand. It'll clog up the vents in his respirator mask surely.

@Buckythesheep@snouts.online rub a dub dub
sheep inna tub

aw no. ;w; His publisher fucked him over in the end. So he's had to sell the computer anyway so he can keep working. Poor fucker.

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like the moment he was working on it, it turned out his harddrive wasn't big enough. So I upgraded that. next job was that his psu just blew out in the middle of working.

Finally he got so pissed off with the damn thing that ... I dunno I guess he threw it at a WALL or some shit or hit it with a broadsword because the mobo was FUUUUCKED XD

And he's literally only sending it to me (I'm guessing on his editor's wallet loool) so his editor stops yelling at him hahahaa. I love this old fuck. XD

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realtalk though I've been very amused by his jobs for me, like... the first one was "look I have an ancient pc - " it actually wasn't THAT ancient tbqh dunno where the dude got such a good processor for it "- and I need it upgraded so it can run [Office equivalent in game world] because my EDITOR says so [practicaly visible disdain in the writing tone]", and then... shit just keeps going wrong lol

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very amused right now by one of my repeat clients who sadly is likely to have his last job from me because I suspect this is the last mission from him in career mode, but he's a writer who is basically george r r martin crossed with Alan Moore and so every one of his emails waxes poetic about how "modern technology has no soul" and how his editor is to blame for these constant tech issues because he "eschews the purity of real paper and pen and writing desks" and just, wow settle down Mr Moore.

This is actually extremely neat, the Cincinnati Museum of Art has made their CAM Collection of pieces available to Animal Crossing: New Horizon players via QR codes.

The QR code method is a bit tedeus if you want the whole collection and requires a smart phone and Nintendo Online app, but it's there.

cincinnatiartmuseum.org/about/

Oh bloody hell I can't even do the job this guy's asking because he wants AIO water cooling and I have to be... what... level 16 to do that!? the fuck???

afajkhlfsjasfkljg I have no idea how good an Asus ROG Strix Radeon RX 560 OC Edition is so how the fuck am I meant to successfully upgrade it. Goddammit. This fucker can wait a day or two.

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