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@jk Do you think bread says to the other slices in the loaf it's part of "aight lads let's get fuckin toasted lmao" "too right mate, we should raise a TOAST to our success haahaha" and then one of the crusts is just continually groaning at the awful toast puns

Nsfw, lewd, (18+), I mean it, 🔞 

@Ivafakename oh it'll go down in history that's for sure

pellets guy 

@hyperlink @david get him to do the "potion seller" bit :O

so there's a beta of the official minecraft RTX version and... watching a video on it?... holy shit that's... actualyl really impressive realtime raytracing lighting. It... I mean granted it kinda ends up looking like a whole bunch of shaders got turned on with a high res texture pack but... the light bounces, the glass actually lensing the light and refractions, all of that is... really phenomenal.

Receiver 2 Ramblings as I play it because gosh dang this is gonna be my goto PC game for a while I guess 

If your answer was "Ren accidentally hit E instead of R, and muscle memory took over and they hit E AGAIN because they thought they hadn't pressed R properly since the slide didn't rack, and thus ejected, and dropped the magazine, with no bullet chambered, and thus got tasered in the face", you would be exactly correct and also are you friggin' spying on me!?

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Receiver 2 Ramblings as I play it because gosh dang this is gonna be my goto PC game for a while I guess 

Like, not FIVE SECONDS after I risk a really long shot to take out a turret that I can ONLY just see the top of, that is perched covering a big wide rooftop, I go to check it out and grab the ammo, only to hear the beep of a drone. I reload my gun and back off, and aim the moment I see it round the corner after me, going to press R to rack the gun. GUESS what happens.

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Receiver 2 Ramblings as I play it because gosh dang this is gonna be my goto PC game for a while I guess 

Soooo. I get up to rank 2 fairly regularly, then die, then sink back down to rank 1 again. like. a lot. Mostly because of mistakes I keep making. Drones are STILL horrific, but if you manage to spot them before they can spot you, you'll be okay.

GOSH this game is a rollercoaster though.

@Beancatte@snouts.online self-esteem being bad does not mean you are bad, or your art is. <3

Receiver 2 

@owashii@snouts.online Yeah, apparently it's a known bug that the stats don't update at all. Even in the same session. It's being weird :<

me: *playing a track off my album that i'm working on*

sound card: *keeps crapping out every couple of minutes*

me: ughhh... i feel like it's me vs the computer

sound card: *resumes playing music*

kat: and THIS is the battle theme

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