Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

so here i am
doin everything i can
holding on to what i can
pretending i'm a spiderman

@darckcrystale @Siphonay@octodon.social I guess to be fair, expecting a cd called "Hot sound and vision" NOT to have some kind of porn on it is my bad. ._.;

@Siphonay@octodon.social honestly was there ever NOT softcore porn on those discs?

@hyperlink @Aleums true, though I could never stay mad at you for say ...

...longer than it takes for it to scroll off my timeline and up until you boost it again to remind people.

@mavica too stingy because you didn't shell out for the premium tarot card app, too opulent because... uh... ... ...you know what, I'll get back to you on that one when I figure it out. hm.

@hyperlink ....y'ever see art of someone's 'sona and just have the strongest sensation of that if you ever met them in real life, you'd be like "the fuck, reality, what is this bullshit? Give them back their true form!" with that picture of their sona as what you mean, because the energy of it is so very, VERY them, and it's so on brand, that now it's just Them?

I'm not sure it's meant to happen with posts like this but it has.

@Aleums @hyperlink Honestly every time I see a truly vigorous, incomprehensibly forceful and absolutely mindbogglingly powerful shitpost from Hyli, it's as a result of him boosting someone's reaction to it and then I just HAVE
HAVE to click on it to see the thread because "oh god what did Hyli post now"

I mean I follow him, but somehow I ALWAYS miss the initial posting, and only find out from the blast radius after the fact.

@aoife thus is it not written, "man cannot live on bread alone, but demons totally can, fuckers, able to eat all the bread and not gain any weight, still remaining perfect physical condition, GOD I hate those fucking demons, bastards all of them,. uh.... i mean... they uh... they stay so gorgeous - EVIL OF COURSE but you gotta admit they're kinda hot uh... in a TOTALLY NOT SINFUL WAY I MEAN THEY'RE HOT - because they're EVIL! Yeah!"

what if lord of the rings but instead of The One Ring Sauron's just looking frantically for his car keys

at that level of tiredness where I just want a pair of grappling hook pistols to just... drag myself everywhere by instead of having to walk or do anything apart from point in a direction and just... get pulled that way like a ragdoll

"The Grid

A digital frontier

I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved around the computer.
What did they look like?
Ships, motorcycles?
Were the circuits like freeways?
I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see.

And then,
one day

I got in...

...and it was nothing but shitposts."

@Ivafakename waluigi is always safe for work.

it's always waluigi time

@lichen@octodon.social what do if all of these (except monk w/ craft beer)