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@jk micro usb, mini usb, usb, macro usb, chonky usb.
HOST USB

waiting for one of those famiclone-style consoles with the NES-on-a-chip black-blob on the circuit board, except you plug it in and it boots into Windows XP and you play Half-Life 2

imo, the fact that it was plausible in the 90s to make a complete, native (not-emulated) recreation of a platform from the 80s, on a single chip, but it's not plausible in the 20s to do that with a platform from the 00s, let alone the 10s, is a real indictment of the last two decades

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...oh no.

oh no someone made the Black Mesa sweet voice as a weapon mod/musical instrument for Stabround and it functions basically just like it

@Siphonay@octodon.social ...actually legit kinda wanna see if I can mod RetroPie so that the logo for all GB series console emulation says Game Lad/Colour/QL (riffing on the spectrum QL as opposed to just Advance)

@Siphonay@octodon.social evergreen. never forget the gamelad colour

@avie@awoo.space wait that's a function you can just do as opposed to an extension? *peers at firefox*

@avie@awoo.space *me opening 50+ tabs on various things* ...oh right, bookmarks! I'll just uh... hunt... through these... tabs... to find the right site to bookma-FUCK I CLOSED THE WRONG ONE SHIT WHAT WAS IT AAGH okay okay it's okay I'll just... THIS window, here, I'll go to the main page and bookmark that! Yay!

*comes back to it later* ...why did i bookmark this??...

This is why I never log in to that bot's account and do fake posts pretending to be the bot because I'm afraid that I'll realise that the bot was me all along aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactually this wouldn't be so bad to be honest. hm.

sometimes I do a pooptoot and it's just so friggin "out there" that if I didn't know better and was reading it from an utterly outside perspective I'd be like "is this some kind of markov chain bot or some bullshit" but no

no there is a markov chain bot of me

and the only way you can tell is that it's hosted on botsin.space as opposed to here.

@troubleMoney and the third Sonic game that has the best gameplay and levels but only when combined with S&K because technically they're the same game but split in half and holy fuck sega that's basically just a DLC expansion pack back in the 90s what the fuck

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