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- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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Twitter Link, Angela Davis on trans/non-binary folks (+++)
https://twitter.com/nkate96/status/1272242894536138764
I needed this today.
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animorphs is available for free and ka applegate is a trans-supportive parent, so there's no excuse for letting your kids read harry potter
@Beancatte@snouts.online I know that feel all too well.
Ten total cards to collect. All five drops achieved. All five are duplicates. I may have done a screm
Food, caps, powerthirst style bullshit inside, memetic hazard
@MililaniVF@glitch.social hshdgdhjdjd perfect XD
@codl sheepy need the zoomie beepies
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see how the gaslighting works? people are being told they're suffering ‘re-entry anxiety’
Evil Gremlin part of my brain: :)
Me and good Gremlin part of my brain: ....
Me:... Actually...
G1: yeah that was actually pretty funny, ngl.
G2: :)... Wait what :|
Me: yeah that hypermasc over the top bullshit is hilarious honestly, I love parodying how ridiculous it is.
G1: ya! That was a great idea!
G2: D: n-nooo
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Still not enough for you? FUCK YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
but don't worry, we here at BROATS know what our customers really want.
A BREAKFAST THAT WILL PUT HAIRS ON YOUR CHEST. Inside every box of delicious nutritious BROATS is A FREE JAR OF PROTEIN POWDER. WE DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW IT GOT IN THEEEEERREEEEE
buy BROATS today! GET MAAAAANLYYYYYY
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What's that?? Broats contain regular oats? YEAH WHAT ABOUT IT?! THEY'RE DELICIOUUUUUUS
plus you forgot about VITAMINS AND MINERAAAAAAALLLLSSSS
You thought we were done with just that?
HELL NO
we FORTIFIED it even more with LITERAL FORTIFICATIONS
Now just buying BROATS requires you to singlehandedly besiege a castle! REAL MEN ONLYYYYY!!! (trebuchetsiegeenginesarmourswordandbatteringramsoldseparately)
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Broats! It's Oats, but for MEN!!!!!!
FORTIFIED with ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS
That's like POWERUPS IN VIDEOGAMES and ROCKS AND SHIT
THAT'S HOW MANLY YOU'LL BE, CRUNCHING ON ROCKS SO BRODACIOUSLY IT'LL MAKE YOU EVEN MANLIERRRRR
porridge??? GET THAT GOLDILOCKS CRAP OUTTA HERE!!! That's for LITTLE GIRLS who RUN AWAY FROM BEARS
With BROATS, you go into the Bears house and then THEY BECOME YOUR SERVANTS IN YOUR NEW BEAR STAFFED HOUSE!
@noiob it detected you were already blahaj :3
@kelly chump is now some kind of onomatopoeia in my brain help
@Noelle808 mood.
Unless there is a huge, tol, buff as fuck girl who takes up half the screen.... Then I wanna be her
@jk thus is the karma for your actions
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found an old chatlog from 11 years ago and saw i'd sent someone a link to something on youtube. so i clicked on it to see if the link was still working 11 years later. anyway turns out i just rickrolled myself 11 years in the future
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@Siphonay@octodon.social mlemmlemmlem
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police mismanagement, capol, la
The LAPD has explicitly said that if defunding started, it would cut down on funding for 911 response time and rape investigations.
And not, say, spying or military machinery.
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@moonwater This is important: don't talk to the police without your lawyer, especially dont' talk to the FBI. Lying to the FBI is a crime and they will prosecute you, and their definition of a lie is much more lenient than yours. Don't say a thing to the FBI other than, "I am not talking to you, I want a lawyer."
@Buckythesheep@snouts.online illegal possession of da booty
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
