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@envgen @jk valid to coffeedregs with uht

people coming by like "oh wow you must really like coffee! What's your favourite blend?" and I'd be like "lol idfk i just love the smell of these beans"

If I had like... infinite money, or you know money wasn't a thing any more, I would just get like... a coffee roaster and grinder, and shittons of really really awesome coffee beans

and just...

...grind and roast coffee just for the smell. Wouldn't drink any of it, just you know, roast and grind it.

@jk @envgen one of my fondest memory is just... back when I was a little kid, and mum taking me with her shopping, and invariably we'd walk down this little alley in Guildford town centre, and there was a proper coffee shop down there, tiny little thing, but oh god the smell was divine. just... mnh.. I used to LOVE going shopping JUST for that smell. <3

@jk @envgen FUCKIN MOOD OH MY GOD

I cannot stand the taste of coffee at all, no matter what. People keep going "oh you've just not had GOOD coffee here try this" and I do and it's just UAHGAL:SJKFA:LKGNOPENOPEPLEASEGETITOFFMYTONGUEAUGHHELPICANSTILLTASTEIT

but you take me into a coffee shop (a proper one, where they roast the beans there, not starbucks with their fake ass coffee bullshit smell ugh hate that place), and I can just sit there by the bean roaster <3

@envgen who would fuck coffee tho i mean you'd get granules and bean fragments all up inside your-...

....wait... you don't literally mean engaging in sex with coffee do you...

@pastelpunkbandit@hellsite.site Yeah. It'd be perfect. :D Not just from a listenability point of view, but also from the supremely savage and yet utterly stealthy dunking that it would be on corporations to have vaporwave as their hold music =w=

also more hold music should be vaporwave.

unironically liking vaporwave because it's just so nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU5u10aqaQc

time to flote

i find it odd that I can look at what is obviously lewd artwork and stuff and go "aw that's cute!"

but then you show me a picture of a passionate kiss and I'm all like "hhhhhhhh .////////. "

@loki tiddies! \o/

good valid tiddies too!

early 2000s "can it run Crysis? lololol"
now: "It's got a display, and an input device. Let's get Doom running on it."