Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@dankwraith right?? Also let's be real, if it was a simulation it would have been coded by one of three groups:
1) Bethesda. and oh boy are you ready for glitches? Because boy howdy would there be glitches. Lots of mod potential tho! But no matter what, it'd be a glitchy mess.
2) whoever's behind things like Farming Simulator and Construction Simulator and all that sort of stuff. Equally buggy and with really weird physics, but no mods. ;w;
3) Some novelty dev like Coffee Stain; memes everywhere

@cozykaffe@snouts.online don't rush her she's having very gay thoughts and it takes a lot of processing power

Rotini: "who is this Foo-zilly? I am In-Cog Nito!"
Mafaldine: Linguini with ⏳ a 📼 e 🌴 s ⛲️ t 🐬 h 💾 e 🐬 t ⛲️ i 🌴 c 📼 s ⌛️
Rigatoni: gymbro penne. Rigatoni and Radiatori work out together.

Bucatini: T H I C C Macaroni. MAXXaroni. Morecaroni
Radiatori: Gymbro Fusili, seriously look at that six pack, yowza. (thank you for this one @Siphonay@octodon.social :3 )
Conchigle: One day penne just opened up about itself and had a big period of introspection and is now super duper chill about everything and very open minded.
Farfalle: Black Tie Formal Event pasta
Vermicelli: Spaghetti after reading too much about String Theory.

Penne: macaroni with a degree in fashion design
Fusili: penne with a degree in structural engineering
Fettucini: Linguini's sibling. got all the looks but hardly any substance. still valid tho. Linguini would die for them, even tho Fettucini is a jerk to them sometimes.
Tortellini: oh COME ON, we KNOW it's you Ravioli, this is just sad, now.
Tagliatelle: Linguini and Fettucini's very anxious other sibling.

types of pasta

spaghetti: your basic noodle
linguini: spaghetti but /E X T R A/
lasagne: linguini but relaxed
macaroni: what's left after spaghetti is punched out of the raw pasta shape.
ravioli: pasta that heard about cornish pasties and is really upset that it couldn't be that awesome so is trying way too hard, seriously ravioli just stop, okay? stop it. you're fooling nobody.
cannelloni: lasagna that's really into snugglepiles.

@owashii@snouts.online @Siphonay@octodon.social "Product which has had cheese explained to it in a room that's vaguely yellow coloured, and is really anxious to appear cool so is trying to claim it always knew about cheese and was just seeing if YOU knew about cheese"

@owashii@snouts.online @Siphonay@octodon.social I've only ever had home made macaroni cheese (usually with like... bacon in too :9 ), with a proper home made cheese sauce, not like... packet mix cheese sauce. eeexcept for like when I worked at ASDA and I was on lunch break and needed something ridiculously cheap and quick to make in a microwave/with a kettle and... I mean... it was food, I guess. I mean, it was edible, it provided sustenance, and it had /A/ flavour. So, by that definition, it was "food"... but... naaah.

@owashii@snouts.online @Siphonay@octodon.social I've not tasted or cooked it, but I've smelled it and

...*grimaces*

@owashii@snouts.online @Siphonay@octodon.social tnhat is the only instance in which ravioli is good

@Siphonay@octodon.social penne is like macaroni but it actually gives a shit, and that deserves a hifive.

not to say macaroni is bad tho. macaroni is just a chill friemb but maybe could do with giving a shit once in a while

@Siphonay@octodon.social I'm a super huge fan of the conchigle shells.

I think my least favourite honestly is... hm... what's the one...

...they're like... not linguine, that shit rocks. I suppose Spaghetti is like one of the most boring ones, but I still like it regardless. It's like vanilla icecream, always there, always dependable.
Linguine is Spaghetti but /Extra/, and I appreciate it for that.
...

Ohhh wait, I know.

Ravioli.
I do . not. like ravioli. :|

@red it feels like there should be a different word for this absolute antithetical approach to activism. like... a sort of "activism" that advocates for doing fuck all and letting the status quo stay as it is no matter the cost

Inactivism?

LB: the ultimate "It's time to stop posting" image