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Kami: "I LOVE YOU, PLEASE LET ME LOVE YOU"
Me: "okay Kami I love you too, come here, let me give you some petting then let me get back to what I was doing." *does so*
Kami: "...What's that you want me to bite the soft sensitive flesh of your upper arm because you stopped petting me? CAN DO >:3 *omn*"

@internetwolf (jerry of course was called in at the last minute to write the name for the one at the bottom right :3 )

so disadvantaged students are getting worse grades because the skynet algorythm downgrades people for going to schools which have historically produced lower grades. genius system

multiple non-british people replying to this with "source?": this is happening in the uk, it was yesterday's biggest story, most british people know someone who was affected or someone whose child was affected, because all final year students sit the same exams. since students couldnt sit exams this year, the government took their grades at mock exams and the grades their teachers predicted for them, and fed it through an algorithm that marked people down for being poor

theguardian.com/education/2020

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all caps in the reply 

@internetwolf the full title of the bottom left one is "GREEN, IT'S FUCKING GREEN, JERRY. I'M NOT WRITING THIS FLOWERY BULLSHIT ANY MORE. I REFUSE. IT'S GREEN. JUST FUCKING GREEN GREEN GRE-GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU ACNNOT SILENCE THE TRUTH IT'S GREEN! GREEEEEEEEENNN!!!"

@monorail thirty points of dawizard is a heck of a fun thing to say tho

@owashii@snouts.online (Pocket Fighter is fucking adorable and valid and I support him so much)

@owashii@snouts.online (not to ruin the joke but the japanese word for "extreme" is actually Kiwami ^^; )

@owashii@snouts.online Ah I've not played it on PC yet, just PS4 so I dunno if I noticed any difference, honestly. (and I only played YK2 on PS4 Slim Pro with a big gap in between playing 1K and it, so.... I can't remember details like that sadly ;w; )

@owashii@snouts.online If I recall it's the same Dragon Engine that Y4+ (so, 6, 0 and 1K) use. But they altered some of the gameplay mechanics becuase... well they're kinda tied to what was in the original Y2 on PS2 a little. They've done a heck of a lot extra tho to bring it more in line with the newer experiences (4-6 + 0 )from what I've recalled.

@PsyChuan@snouts.online yes. yes this would make Elite Dangerous actually genuinely amazing if they did this. More games with novelty/comedy assistant character VA work.

...i actually miss Links 386 Pro purely because my dad got a voice pack for the caddy which was Bobcat Goldthwaite, and it was... friggin hilarious.

@riking@social.wxcafe.net @monorail Ninty Switch: "This is not an amiibo"
Me: "Not with THAT attitude!"

@fillertrack have you or a loved one been afflicted by boobspam? you may be entitled to compensation

Look, no matter where you stand on Apple v Epic this is definitely a crucial thing to consider

twitter.com/freakyzoid/status/

@avie@awoo.space @Beancatte@snouts.online ...holy shit all three of these are genuinely funny wtf

FONV mod Reviews: Autumn Leaves (i can't really make up many clever jokes here) 

@LANthus Yeah! Managed to get the good ending it seems! I hope... Wish I knew where all the fucking blue spined books tho.

FONV mod Reviews: Autumn Leaves (i can't really make up many clever jokes here) 

so yeah. if it weren't for THAT, this'd be an A+ class mod. But... fuckin' hell.

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