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a romhack pack for every jrpg that replaces any instance of "lizard" in the text with "lizer"

anyone have any tips for safely packing up PS1 games

we have some that are really rare and would prefer they not be damaged in this upcoming cross-country move
-F

@Beancatte@snouts.online Oh yeah absolutely, the man is like, a straight up roulette wheel where you can get even odds across everything, because there's a 50 50 chance of good vs bad idea. and there is NO WAY OF TELLING which it will be until you spin that friggin wheel.

seriously my phone just cannot stay connected via wifi no matter what I do this is horse shit

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oh goddammit what is UP WITH this fucking WIFI GOD FUCK

BEES ARE GOOD
BEES ARE GOOD
ALL OF THESE BEES ARE GOOD 🐝

@jk ...*starts counting* ...fuck have i only got 599 on the left one? did I misplace a hair?? DID I MISCOUNT!?

wait maybe the right eyebrow has it... *checks* HOW DOES IT HAVE 652!?!?

why do i keep making the mistake of trying to catch up on news with twitter it's always gonna make me feel garbage

@mawr instructions unclear, tried to do all my work and jobs whilst playing Burnout Paradise and predictably crashed a lot

@jk their AI has not yet worked out how to mimic being human so the blinking algorithm is not yet randomised

Nd feels, doing smalltalk 

That autistic feeling when six separate people ask “how’re you going?” within twenty minutes and every time you freeze for a bit trying to work out the correct balance of honest-but-not-too-honest considering the people and the context and your mental state and you finally manage to get out some approximation of “alright”.
And then if you manage to remember to return the question after all that worry, they invariably reply the same “oh, fine!”

if you put dragons in your game but don't have mechanics for kissing them then you're a coward who doesn't give a damn about realism

PSA: It's now possible to run homebrew on an unmodded PlayStation 2 using only a burned DVD, using this hack: cturt.github.io/freedvdboot.ht
Using that, I was able to rescue everything off my 15 year old memory card and convert it to (the pretty-good-at-this-point emulator) PCSX2's memory card format. It's a comfort to know that all these old adventures won't be lost to time.

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