Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@envgen ...dreams are weird and fucked up.

okay so in this Guardian Tales game there's a character you can get who is wearing a chinese dragon onesie the whole time (or well, her sprite actually wears a series of onesies), and her line when she's clicked on in the lobby screen is "My costume is soft and fluffy! That means my costume is the strongest weapon!!" and... she ain' wrong.

@envgen can... can that happen? D: D: D:

@owashii@snouts.online this but unironic. I genuinely do feel they can make good worlds, but for fucks sake they should be NOWHERE near the programming or story writing at all. Ever. Not even slightly.

@owashii@snouts.online @BestGirlGrace my parents got a computer it got a couple games on it

@owashii@snouts.online the Todd Howard effect

@masklayer gotta go fast

@joshua @LANthus @evie oh shit you crossed the fandoms! D: *total protonic reversal!!*

@LANthus @evie *looks at a nearby odd looking phonebooth*.... funny you should say that... got a nickel?

@outie Repetitive Striking Injury

a romhack pack for every jrpg that replaces any instance of "lizard" in the text with "lizer"

@Beancatte@snouts.online Oh yeah absolutely, the man is like, a straight up roulette wheel where you can get even odds across everything, because there's a 50 50 chance of good vs bad idea. and there is NO WAY OF TELLING which it will be until you spin that friggin wheel.

bull hockey.
dog cricket.

seriously my phone just cannot stay connected via wifi no matter what I do this is horse shit

oh goddammit what is UP WITH this fucking WIFI GOD FUCK