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What do you call a Rabbi flying a plane? 

@owashii@snouts.online that said tho

if someone is both an avid marine explorer with their own scuba gear, and also is someone whose profession is that of a priest or other religious functionary or individual,

that makes them a Holy Diver, yes?

it sucks that movies nowadays are all made in front of a green screen. as a result they really lack the magic of the classic movies, back in the old days, when they used to use a blue screen

@V *extremely Deus Ex: The Recut voice* Old men. Running the world.

mmgnhgh i wanna do things but my brain won't let me i'm stuck in this awful fuckin' bit where i can never get started on ANYTHING and i'm getting progressively more bored to the point it's painful

LB: Leeroy Jenkinsing yourself is not necessarily a good plan and I'm not sure I recommend it but sometimes

you jus gotta, y'know?

we need more of them were straight up leeroy jenkins themselves if you wish, you are

bricks, transported
lawn, mown
dishes, done
body, exhausted
thoughts, no
head, empty
i am forceably ejected from this plane of existence

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online @masklayer realtalk i had some of that a while back and I tried it with milk and it was gross as heck but shovelling those li'l squares into my maw dry without any milk and suddenly it was The Best Thing Ever?

though I've basically sat here doing nothing but dink about on my phone for days now because... been kinda busy.

Have played some Half Life Alyx tho. that's kinda rad.

@masklayer ...and my brain is so poisoned by the internet that I saw this clip and I went "yeah but let's see if he can deliver tofu along mountain roads without spilling any on his skateboard

i just read athletes as "ath-let-ez" and jesus christ i am not to be trusted with english

@KitRedgrave it's nearly 2021, and it is LONG overdue for us all to get fuckin' weird.

@mavica well dang. o_o I mean though... what's the use case for Irc? Windows 3.11 i can understand I guess. There's always gonna be some kinda embedded system in some business that uses it and needs testing and fixing occasionally, or some VM that's running it for compatability with some ancient device that only had software for 3.x... but... IRC??

@katherine wait so was him flipping tables and whipping capitalists him having a heated gamer moment?

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