Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Sooooo

There's a pond nearby where I live. and I do mean nearby. like... a 2 minute walk if that. Literally across the road, a little way down a little driveway to its carpark, and boom. Pond. a big one, for fishing apparently. And also ducks. There are ducks there. Lots of them. Just chilling out. They mostly steer clear of people though, as they're wild ducks.

No, really this isn't a leadup to a rickroll or its predecessor, duckroll, whatever the FUCK that was about. goodness.

No this is actual ducks we have now.

Who wants to see pictures of them?

Oh hey that reminds me

who wants to see our ducks?

Is it REALLY a Rickroll if you know it's coming?

and you open twenty tabs of it in rapid succession because you like the cacophany it produces?

@brownpau @finn ...

....okay that's the first time I've legit been rickrolled without expecting it holy shit.

I ... I have no counter to this.

@alahmnat@snouts.online ...shit that's clever.

@katherine Somehow this meme keeps going, after literally a decade.

It's been going for so long that the meme itself has become self aware.

@lyliawisteria@whomst.dog

i want you to know this toot physically hurts to read.

congratulations

you have invented Pain over IP.

@alahmnat@snouts.online It loads the augmented reality for your pets, though support is a little spotty at the moment, owing to the lack of noticeble feedback from its users...

what with very few pets using UNIX systems... or having fingers that can type on a keyboard.

@Farlow New tactical grips for the survivalist and forester in you; hold EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE in your hand at once.

@jk I wanna yell out "TO THAT FEEEE~EEE~EEELINNNG" one time he yells out "Hold on!" to see if he breaks into the rest of the song