Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@plugs which will I run out of first? Love for my ducks? or ways to creatively use the word "duck" as a content warning for these posts? :3

(it's the latter obviously, I'm already having to reach for fun jokes to do XD )

@PsyChuan@snouts.online eeyyyy :D

@PsyChuan@snouts.online the tiny screen is for working from home. the middle screen is for skyrim. the largest screen? ABSOLUTELY for flirting with furries. it's the most important after all

@RobinHood a hacker breaks into your office, goes to the pc, finds one of the easy to find post-its, smirks, types it in, the pc doesn't log in, but instead autoplays a video of you dressed as Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze "YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES, AUTOMATIC LOCKIN, THE CLOCK STARTS NOW", then you play a flute randomly and a clock shows up on the screen, as lights come on, revealing the HUNDREDS of -VISIBLE- post-it notes :3

@poppyhaze yo this plane got measles what the shit

@whiskers@elekk.xyz this is now canon and i will block anybody who says otherwise

@Kyoji i'mmabout to blow your MIND

Raiden is the spitting image of Raidenovich, a GRU officer who served under Volgin, and who directly came into conflict with Naked Snake. Who would later be recruited by Major Zero into what would become the Patriots.

they started making AIs, which would then take over the Patriots, but eventually Naked Snake was like "nah fuck this shit I'm out" and worked against them.

ERGO

NAKED SNAKE
LIKED TWINKS TOO
AND PASSED THAT ON TO THE AIS

Metal Gear Solid series but the Patriots were actually just wanted to oogle at cute boys in skintight outfits and were mad at Solid Snake for being a buff bear of a guy.

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Raiden was selected by the Patriots AI to become the next generation supersoldier project.

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They deliberately went with a prettyboy twink.

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guess the AIs had a "type".

@stolas@elekk.xyz @InspectorCaracal teleporting behind commenters to deliver a crushing blow by typing "nothing personnel kid" at 6000 wpm and spamming memes at them in a combo attack before they can block you.

re-release klonoa on Switch, namco, you cowards.

@SuperCee@plush.city *has it on ps1, doesn't have it on Wii, wANTS THEM ON SWITCH NOW NINTY C'MON*

luv ma ducks

they so good <3