Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@masklayer oh they leg

@monorail there's nothing missing in this toot. that's it.
just how come. that's how it ends.

how come team fortress

the lyrics to The Killer's "Somebody Told Me" seem to imply that the singer has a friend who either a) has a very femme presenting/appearing boyfriend that looks just like a girl they once dated last year.
b) has a boyfriend who is apparently trans masc and the singer might have just outed them in public
or c) has a boyfriend who is also the girlfriend the singer had last year because they are a shapeshifter and can change forms at will

I just finished this quest.

it literally plays out like a fucking cheesy ass food advert wholesale.

like, it even has like, this ridiculously unnatural dialogue about the whole shit rofl.

AND IT IS BASICALLY NEVER REFERENCED AGAIN LOL

though I do like that while at camp I got a nice shot of Prompto and Gladio enjoying their instant noodles and Gladio of course has the BIG Cup Noodle.

@zladuric@mastodon.technology @legendaryjoeb Final Fantasy 15, though I'm specifically playing the Windows Edition which I gather seems to contains all the dlc and event quests and whatnot that happened over the lifetime of the game.

@mxsiege@octodon.social like, I know that's probably a block of ice...

but my brain is like "nah those two are a lesbian power couple and are loading up a huge ass magitek crystal into a speakeasy for the independence movement resistance to load into their giant magipunk mecha to fight the feds with and free their city from the tyrannical rule of the Empire. They're also both the pilots."

@masklayer no longer wedge

but block

but also

what if sergl
but

THE ENTIRE WHEEL OF CHEEZ

@legendaryjoeb oh my god i keep forgetting that too oh jesus fuck

@jk (also appropriate cw because this reply of mine absolutely is a shit post in more ways than one)

@jk before you can go to the toilet
you must THINK like the toilet
LIVE like the toilet
BECOME the toilet

@gulfie there's... NON-furry masto accounts??...

@legendaryjoeb is

is this game just full of adverts!?

@legendaryjoeb wh

that's a real brand

oh god

fucking...

god.

i forgot that this game just straight up advertises a real world product in it. and that it does it... through not just an in game billboard, or a shop you can literally buy Cup Noodle brand Noodles from, that you can eat in game at camps as a meal, but also that there's a fucking quest centred around it that Gladio gives you oh god

oh god i forgot

the cup noodle quest in ff15

the fucking cup noodle quest

@evie [ Morph Ball Acquired ]

@PsyChuan@snouts.online Plortham

@owashii@tech.lgbt Dogarina of Time