Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

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i'm going into the timeline

and i need ONLY your STRONGEST hot takes.

@owashii@tech.lgbt @a_breakin_glass the extra R is for RADICAL

fucks sake seriously I'm JUST pressing right. You're JUST walking in a straight line to the right. WHY when I'm holding attack do you ZOOM OFF TO THE FUCKING SIDE AND INTO A WALL SO YOU GET STUCK AND GET HIT BY AN INSTANT DEATH LASER, FUCK YOU GAME

@rantingsteve@tech.lgbt (also its search algorythms fucking suck)

@rantingsteve@tech.lgbt the true reason bing never caught on

nobody would be caught dead saying they could just "Bing something"

@owashii@tech.lgbt @a_breakin_glass no no see we can call the original Ganon, Base Ganon

hitting a wall in Guardian Tales because of three things
1: Imprecise controls that do their own thing sometimes because Mobile Game so I keep getting stuck on fucking walls
2: fucking wifi keeps cutting out at JUUUST the right time, right when I'm dodging or in the middle of something or on a time limit.
3: Framerate drops suddenly, and ALWAYS riht when I need to make a precise dodge or action so i miss it entirely because the framedrop means the game ignores any and all controls :D :D :D >:O

@a_breakin_glass @owashii@tech.lgbt yeah you need a more Arcade ganon name.

@monorail me: *sat on a beach, frowning, wondering where jesus is* "wtf he said he'd be here...?"
jesus: *in the distance, on a boat* "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~ o/' "
me: "aaah I see" =_=;

welp time to slep i think worn out from hard work today haven't even boted up a single game on my pc so just gonna slep