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@monorail and yet nobody was this angry about Five's cover of We Will Rock You back in the 90s wtf people are friggin weird.

okay so I have found ONE instance where a pun was made in FF15 where the reaction was negative, in some fashion. One.

After fighting the Adamantoise which btw is ABSOLUTELY GIGANTIC HOLY CRAP IT'S LIKE LITERALLY FIGHTING A HUGE FRIGGIN MOUNTAIN Prompto quips "I never thought I'd see a mountain move!"

Noctis replies, without hesitation "did you find it 'moving'?"

Gladio's response is a curt "that one was bad, and you should feel bad."

i'm friggin dying lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt Ooh I know! Ocarina of Ti-...waait...

@owashii@tech.lgbt ...okay ngl i'd play that doom mod

being a furry rules cos you can pet kobolds, talk to bugs about manga, play pinball with cats, and watch tv with rabbits, and i wouldn't have it any other way

@owashii@tech.lgbt aw dang I had Doom Eternal as my guess

@monorail now, I have to ask...

is it pronounced "Lye-chess" or "Lick-ess"

@Kaffe@glaceon.social yes and then he did a big whine about it

@monorail ...wtf. that... that's actually rad I wonder if they could actually legit play chess with that?

@geet that's because there's nothing good about Fortnite. *micdrop*

and also Steve himself starred in a broadway production of CATS as Old Deuteronomy but the lyrics to the title/end credits song imply that Steve lost this part to someone else, a mysterious "he".

Could it be... that Cesare stole the part from Steve somehow? Due to maybe spiking Steve's lunch one production, hence his rise to fame and Steve's fall from grace, because Steve clearly remembers that time fondly in Kid, and apparently had a beautiful singing voice.

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OH ALSO CESARE HAS A FUNKOPOP

OF HIMSELF

IN HIS VAN

ON THE DASHBOARD

THE DUDE HAS HIS OWN FUNKOPOP HOLY GOD

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oh dear am i infodumping about big top burger ._.;

*marks it up on the list of things they will ramble about unprompted for hours given even half a chance, alongside Gunstar Heroes*

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(this is also why Cesare is not seen with Conrad, Francis and Doctor in the end credits for Greasepaint, the finale of season 1, in the restaurant that Steve, Billie and Tim go to. Cesare hides his true nature and may actually be undead, whereas his staff, like the crew of Big Top Burger, are just humans in makeup, but Steve is proud of his heritage and doesn't hide it, though he's i suppose safer because people think clowns aren't real and he's harmless to others)

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Ergo:

Steve is perhaps one of very few clowns left in the world, or might even be the last one, but is a gentle, and possibly immortal, soul who simply wishes happiness and joy for everyone, and just wants to serve tasty, fun burgers, which people clearly enjoy.

This is why Penny is so accepting of Steve and his weirdness, as she is a good sort too, and Tim continues to work with him, despite him being weirded out by his boss. Billie will eventually come around I'm sure.

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