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@masklayer *slowly looks towards camera with this playing in the background, unblinking, smile fixed, unchanging*

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content (without image description) 

I love this (I’ve discovered a lot about myself during quarantine) redd.it/jh9lqz

Awful comic pun 

@Jo they called him Y because whenever anybody saw his cishet ass they were all "ugh... WHY..."

OHkay. so.

Prompto has repeatedly swatted Noct's ass.

yeah.

those two are def. lovers. Noct doesn't even get offended by it, like "yeah goddamn right, this is a KING'S ass, baby."

@envgen "Michael Jackson died - no new album from him yet" ... goddammit hazel this brutality is uncalled for lol

question for uk trans folk 

how do you feel about the 2021 census gathering information on trans ppl?

amp.theguardian.com/uk-news/20

you will be able to record on the census, for the first time, your gender identity as distinct from your agab (tho very clumsily). possssssssibly useful to know how many trans ppl are in the uk? but i am very cynical about the government having us On A List 😬

money, PSA (uk only) 

So it turns out that if you were forced to work from home because of lockdown you can claim a small but useful tax credit - £60 or £120 depending on your tax bracket. You can apply online - details and eligibility check here:

gov.uk/tax-relief-for-employee

LB: this is what is truly meant by "can I get an F in chat" it's code for trans rights now. That's the rules, sorry. Cishets can't use that meme now

Now Playing: "Baby Got Quack" - Sir Ducks-a-lot (duck posting picture captions!) 

Both pictures are of the river beside our garden, taken low to the ground and from the garden itself, on the grassy bank. There are seven white pekin cross ducks, one of which is male and larger, and one melanistic, male pekin cross duck.

The six smaller white and off-white ducks are also pekin crosses, but all girls. One picture shows all eight wandering about in procession, the other is them heading to the water.

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Now Playing: "Baby Got Quack" - Sir Ducks-a-lot (duck posting!) 

So, Dusty, the duck who we think might have been half wild mallard given his colouration, was too nervous despite two weeks of careful care and feeding, and was making Yin and Yang stressed and nervous too, so they were fighting a fair bit.

Also turns out all three were male ducks. We gave him to a duck rescue place, though also picked up some young females in his place. Meet the girls! (Picture Description in replies)

@joshua @noiob I mean.... Where's the lie?? (Though really it's stock market speculating rather than "the economy" if we're wanting to be accurate/pedantic as, as we all know, the stock market is not the economy. )

@zatnosk @jk y...you can eat ROSEHIPS!? :O :O :O I thought they were like bad for you or something!? :O

@jk gosh i love seeing rosehips. I know you can't eat them unless you're like... a bird... or something... but gosh they are good berries and very nice to look at.

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