After a while it was more a "oh my god this kid is gonna get himself killed if someone doesn't look after him", then it became "okay there's a point at which we should have stopped him but we didn't... so let's keep going and see what happens", then it was "god someone just pass the popcorn i can't WAIT to see what crap he does to himself next."

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:51

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:51

Oct 25, 2020, 12:51

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt ...mostly because I like to think Misty would know better, she's travelled raound with him long enough to know he's a knobend lol

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:50

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:50

Oct 25, 2020, 12:50

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt okay I gotta see pic of her now.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:49

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:49

Oct 25, 2020, 12:49

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev "Ash... honey... look. They've got your eyes..."
"OH WOW!" *holds up pokedex* "I WONDER WHAT POKEMON IT IS!?"
"...Ash for fucks sake... It's your baby..."
"NOT RECOGNISED!? I GOTTA CATCH IT!! *POKEBALL*"
"...Ash god DAMMIT I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU SO MUCH AS TURN YOUR HAT"
*Ash does so*
*screaming as twelve doctors and nurses and security members have to physically fight to stop a mother who has just given birth from beating her husband to death with a hospital gurney*

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:45

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:45

Oct 25, 2020, 12:45

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev ...i am now horrified by the thought of Ash Ketchum as a father oh gOD

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:43

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:43

Oct 25, 2020, 12:43

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev to be fair in the english dub he DID once fail to identify a pokemon by sight that he ALREADY HAD CAUGHT SEVERAL EPISODES PRIOR because...

...Ash is uh...

...

....Ash.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:41

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:41

Oct 25, 2020, 12:41

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@owashii@tech.lgbt @shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev thought

Officer Jenny isn't a name, but a title.

like, how we call obnoxious, white, busybody dipshit 'soccer mom' types Karens.

"ah, fuck, it's the Jenny's"
"goddammit can't they just fuck off already."

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:39

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:39

Oct 25, 2020, 12:39

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt ACAB even in the pokemon universe I guess lol

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:38

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 12:38

Oct 25, 2020, 12:38

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@shadow8t4@masto.werefox.dev @owashii@tech.lgbt maybe htey just mean Ash isn't allowed to catch pokemon in the Safari zone? Cause like, this kid, like... is tbqh pretty bad at being a pokemon master lol

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Oct 24, 2020, 21:32

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**Russ Sharek** @RussSharek@mastodon.art · Oct 24, 2020, 21:32

Oct 24, 2020, 21:32

Russ Sharek @RussSharek@mastodon.art

A reminder to all creative people:

If the RIAA's recent actions have reminded us of anything, it's that you cannot guarantee you have a copy of any of your work unless you have backups of it on your own system.

The 'cloud' is someone else's computer, and there is ample evidence that the someone else who owns that computer does not care at all about the hours of passion you've poured into things you make.

Act accordingly.

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 11:43

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** @Nine@computerfairi.es · Oct 25, 2020, 11:43

Oct 25, 2020, 11:43

Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@g1comics @socks @monorail GameFreak and Nintendo need to get on this because DAMN that's perfect

**Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz** · Oct 25, 2020, 11:42

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**shared public horse .not bitey** @g1comics@equestria.social · Oct 25, 2020, 11:42

Oct 25, 2020, 11:42

shared public horse .not bitey @g1comics@equestria.social

@Nine @socks @monorail Consider an intricate neck ruff condensed and crystallised out of the very moisture in the air. Or elaborate glittery gowns and embroidered frock coats wisped into existence the same way and just let melt after the party's over. Ice types surely can have all the sparkle and glam they want!