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re: auto cw: could contain food 

@g Gosh there's a lotta opinions on raw garlic. :9

@goat@hellsite.site Toby Fox turning to Captain america with a smile: "That's my secret, cap. It's all doots."

Is she, you know, *mimes severing the chain of causality, untethering their world from the cyclical nature of a grand design to be able to circumvent disaster and ultimately drag god out of heaven and kill him* a lesbian?

@Cynder @outie Oh yeah that's fair. I was having a pretty good time with Dead Island myself until I had weapons literally just... vanish from my inventory entirely at random. just... friggin GONE. They were good weapons too, and I'd just found them, but nope, all gone, just vanished at random suddenly. (also the kicking being basically unstoppable if time consuming was auughhh)

@Kat I wonder if it's possible to do a frame perfect rapid click between the two and cause it to read as both a like and a dislike and glitch into the secret youtube warp zone where the Good Youtube was relegated to

@outie @Cynder I'm with Florian on this one. It was nowhere near as good as hyped, and honestly Dying Light does what it does but way better, and is way more fun, even if it is exceptionally White Saviour: The Game, and also has a very John Videogames protagonist (and a set of QTE sequences for a final boss, like, god, fuck, why, why would you do this, god. ugh.)... and also the one mod that would make me play it (Fist of the North Star mod for Dead Island) doesn't add the music ;w;

food mention, semi-pooptoot 

what is the worst fruit and why is it apricots

it's october it's not december yet there will be no christmas songs i didn't leave the hell of retail to be subjected to christmas songs this early in the year dear gods

goddamn why is getting allagian tomestones so fuckin slow in ff15 with this ff14 collab quest I just... i just want the fuckin' sweet weapons godddd..

I'd use cheat engine but apparently the item manipulation stuff in the available tables just doesn't work and crashes the game :<

Yo uh... what happened to the cf theme? D: Where's my vaporwave? D:

@BatElite ...is it weird I still want to hug and pet sandpapery bapt?

news: "Bloody Roar is coming back!"
me: "Oooo-"
news: "from Konami!"
me: "oohgfucking hell goddammit"

It means it's getting delivered, no parcel*
Me: ... *Checks tracking info*
Parcelforce tracking info: your parcel is being a buff furry anime nerds

LB: ah, a visual representation of *panicked lesbian noises*

@Ivafakename he also does not, as popular media and his nomenclature would have you believe, have a septic eye.
this is merely a ruse to distract would be seekers of his location.

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