Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@envgen let's extrapolate on this. Where does "my uncle has a brother who works at nintendo" fit in?

weh why is cold why hands freezy

still got that normal guy normal walk video stuck in my head

@BatElite *chirps, emits a little beep! snuggles in* ^^

yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

@SuperCee@plush.city Tired: Flat Earth
Wired: Mode 7 Earth

@heatherhorns nuhuh i made that mistake precisely once and sitting down was hell for like... fuckin' a whole WEEK. FUCK. GOD. FUCKING.... WHY

also why do hairs which are you know, supposed to be outside the skin

can become ingrown? like...

the EXACT OPPOSITE of where they're supposed to be????????

WHY????

@heatherhorns intelligent design is debunked purely by the fact we have ARSE HAIR.
HAIR.

ON ARSES.

WHY.

@heatherhorns i hate that everything medically is like "DO NOT PUT THINGS IN YOUR EAR EVER NO DO NOT, EXCEPT WARM OLIVE OIL. WARM. NOT HOT. VERY IMPORTANT THAT. NOTHING ELSE. ONLY SOUNDS. OR ELSE BAD"
and yet

fuckin

who wants their ears so soaked with olive oil that you could fuckin' serve them up with antipasta god fuckin damn.

and also CHRIST it feels awful and takes forever to sort things out there just... fuckin... qtip. right in there. gunk. out. DONE. FUCK.

@owashii@tech.lgbt CD-i Link: "I just wonder what GANON is up to!"
CD-i King: *sips mead from goblet and sideeyes out the window* "if he knows what's GOOD for him, nothin'."

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz "Put a gonk in it"

@SuperCee@plush.city fuckin scrub tier pocket-less dresses wtf are tailors thinking

@SuperCee@plush.city tfw no guitarfriend :<

@Kaffe@glaceon.social I watched it after buying it on dvd and THEN found out there was like, a directors cut version, that was considered better, and I had the vanilla version. x-x;

@Kaffe@glaceon.social dare you to yell "Finally, after ten thousand years, I am free to conquer the minecraft server!!" in Rita Repulsa's voice...

and also deliberately trigger the crash of the server at the same time lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt you love it, admit it :3

@owashii@tech.lgbt gotta teach it that shit don't fly