Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@a_breakin_glass i can do you one better
american football with just promotion

but the chess kind

football player gets to the other side, BAM, instant Queen.

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@joshua @hi_cial @a_breakin_glass @owashii@tech.lgbt Frankenstein's Monster Energy drink.

@monorail don't you dare tell her don't you dare crush her spirit ;;

@jk there's a tiwtter account for Low Poly Animals why is there none for Low Poly Butts wtf

@aoife Bugsnack: when your bug-sona friemb is lookin hot af.

@owashii@tech.lgbt ooo I have not yet played Wind Waker so this I did not know. :o

Truly she is the most pure

@owashii@tech.lgbt ....eh true. i dunno tho. close enough right?

@owashii@tech.lgbt I can get behind this, but... this DOES mean that Revali would be even more of an insufferable douchenozzle lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt implies that as bird people, the Rito are the goddesses chosen people. lol

@owashii@tech.lgbt Link jhust standing there, open mouthed, as the smoke (and feathers) die down, showing Ganon barely escaping with his life, leaving just a note that says 'sorry, won't happen again, bye forever' behind, and Zelda now a hot lesbian cucco farmer with her hot lesbian farmer wife just smirks knowingly with a stalk of grass in her mouth, hands in pockets.

@owashii@tech.lgbt "Welp, seeya dad, this magic shit ain't working out but I got a good idea" *puts on a flannel shirt and a straw hat* "Gonna go become a farmer of Cuccos!"

"But,,, but Princess Zelda! Your destiny! It-"
"Nah it's okay, truuust me. Ganon ain' gonna know what hit him. ;D "
"I...what?..."

*years later, Ganon wakes up uncontested, goes to rampage... immedaitely accidentally kicks a Cucco. the ENTIRE FUCKING LAND OF HYRULE goes up in an angered clucking... Ganon NEVER comes back EVER*

@owashii@tech.lgbt Now wondering if it's possible to carry a Cucco into the final fight in BotW and have the Cuccos swarm Ganondorf and eat him alive

@owashii@tech.lgbt bfhfahhahaha nice XD

@owashii@tech.lgbt was this... before, or AFTER the Cuccos attacked, lol

@kara same!! I still need to finish the switch version tbh but god I need

@BatElite but I WANT to :3

sdfasadifhjklasdfhsdkf the world ends with you sequel rumoured ahaaaaaaaaaa fufuuuckk