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@owashii@tech.lgbt ...the UWU moutnain trail? *looks up at the sign they jsut painted that says WooHoo Mountain Trail, with a Sims 4 font* ....shit

@Kaffe@glaceon.social (thouygh that may be because the improved translation patch caused the cheats to not be correct any more, guhgh)

@Kaffe@glaceon.social I remember liking its story, but when It ried to replay it I wanted to slam my face into my desk until I had no face or desk any more, whichever came first, because god damn I fucking hate classic JRPGs now and I just... I can't. I cannot fucking deal with the goddamn grinding and the fucking random battles all the time and i just auaughhlhghjhf

and I couldn't get cheats to work so I could just skip all the damn battles that weren't story related, and just rapidly blast through plot ones

@monorail oh, mood. ._.;

like, on one hand, "oh my god someone will finally understand my hellbrain and maybe they can help me sort through this garbage or at least tell me it's okay ;;" but on the other hand god I don't want to subject anybody else to that.

@finn@surfin.dog Oh! Oh thank god I thought it'd create some kind of pissonance cascade event or something. *hands it in with relief*

@finn@surfin.dog fuck i pissed what do i do what fuck what do i do oh god shit i didn't realise we weren't meant to piss oh FUCK

@whiskeysailor me: ahhaha this has gotta be some kind of Onion artic-...*looks at google search* ....wha...

fediblock - Nazi shit, every possible bigotry, uspol 

found a guy! he was transphobic in my mentions too, unsurprisingly. recommend you suspend pleroma.us asap #FediBlock

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz @monorail "Ugh, if only there was some way to phone up some kind of service, and have them give you a song over the phone, and then being able to put that song on like a device the size of a pocketwatch, so I could listen to just that song, or any songs I liked, any time I wanted, by putting them direct into my ears, instead of having to wait for the radio to play these songs!"

imagining kobolds riding around on these like a biker gang

welp time to shoot some nazis. *loads up Brutal Wolfenstein*

@masklayer holy fuck , someone definitely thought the words "Shrek Strife" one morning after just waking up and their immediate thought was "I have to inflict this on everyone else" and...

...i'm equal parts angry at and proud of them

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