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@heatherhorns i uh.

i know what this is MEANT to say but ...

my brain is made of gremlins so I misread it as "apples get drunk on deer."

transphobia 

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RT @JayHulmePoet@twitter.com

I have spent a lot of time chatting to cis people about what it's really like to be trans and the fact is that most people are, unfortunately, entirely ignorant of how hard it is to be trans in the UK.

So here is a thread of things you probably ought to know:

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JayHulmePoet/statu

if your game is about people getting body augmentations and it doesn't have any queer people in it, i'm just calling it cishumanism

A fursona is an expression of yourself. they may be presented as a character with their own fictional aspects, but it all serves to reflect who you are inside.

in other news, zobold has been trying to stretch out her nostrils so she can snort glitter better and finally have beautiful sneezes

@Hamasuta@elekk.xyz Tricky by Run DMC but instead it's Slippi.

@luna@hellsite.site holy shit for real? Hit me up with that shit then go big or go home right?

trans-hating patent trolls (and links to help) 

Shop Enby, Black trans-owned sex toy shop, is being sued by some assholes who think they own the rights to the word “enby.”

Gofundme for legal costs: gofundme.com/f/429sh-nobody-ow

Their store for shopping: shopenby.com/

Public records supposedly say the company suing is Wildflower Sex (but I haven’t verified this or found a link).

@Moot there is literally only one way this could be worse. I mean, it's already violently, viscerally awful, but...

...floppy pins, just... dangling about like they're made of wet spaghetti.

@kurt @monorail if this shit doesn't come with its own RGB header control package to make your pc light up with warning sirens when it detects viruses and plays dubstep and airhorns and memes out the speakers when it deletes a virus is it really for gamers?

how do you watercool the antivirus engine too?

re: minecraft / sweet berries / fox furries take note 

@quarky @hermes @compufox honestly this works on most of us smol furries. Tasty treats = pet at feets.

...that... sounded lewder than it was meant to wtf.

@envgen let's extrapolate on this. Where does "my uncle has a brother who works at nintendo" fit in?

@FirstProgenitor "The left wants to take away your"

...

......*stares at mechanical keyboard on their desktop* c'mon, do something funny already...

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