Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

@Vordus Popey wanted his Moon Prism Make Up tiara throw to do more bludgeoning damage I guess

@Kaffe@glaceon.social fuck yes Opus Number 1 is a banger

Welp, action doom 2 sucks.

@Ivafakename hell yeah

@masklayer "excuse me which Aisle is Dad Presents in?"
"oh that'd be Aisle six."
"...but that's like... an entire Home Depot store there."
"Yeah that's the dad present."

@Ivafakename Moustache Twirling is totally valid, especially if coupled with a tophat and monocle, OR if you're looking to change it up, shirtless and shredded as fuck whilst moustache twirling. Nothing says "commanding presence" like a set of abs you could grind meat on, moustache or no.

@Ivafakename red flags to watch out for when on a date with a fellow supervillain:

tying victims to the tracks? SO OLD FASHIONED. Probably a conservative.
Polluting the world's water supplies? There's just no call for this! Villains have to live on the same planet too after all!
Taking over the police force? Oof, run a mile. they're just cops without uniform.

@Ivafakename can I suggest a feature on "Oh no! You and your blasted do-gooder Nemesis ended up undercover at the same party wearing the same outfit!! Do you destroy them on the spot or keep your cover?? Is a date out of the question?? All these questions and more answered!"

@jk sorry i'm trying to imagine melon husk trying to get shredded and I just keep thinking of Spongebob Squarepants where he's got an inflatable muscle suit on to fake being strong and just... fuck.

the voice and everything too.

@owashii@tech.lgbt why do we even call this stuff "smart" god like the implication that phones and tech before was 'stupid' is just bullshit, all 'smart' means is interconnected crap and laden with adverts and bullshit.

freinds i'm getting heavily into doom mods again and i just downloaded Stylish Hell and La Tailor Girl because they look cute as fuck and intriguing

@mxbluesky level 60 swoleceror

@mxbluesky look i mean if you're gonna just study books and spells all day you're just gonna end up all hunched over, dude's taken some time to work out, now he's a level 60 fistmancer.

@IceWolf @owashii@tech.lgbt "this WASN'T my final form but the bean counters say that I can't afford a final final form, let alone a first final form. What do they know! Bought one anyway! Now I've got five final final forms! Hah!...what's that? Bankrupt?... No money whatsoever?... IRS already knocking at my door?... I'll uh... I'll be right back, just uh... just throw yourself into the pit or something I guess."

@jk the character of God is an author self-insert and a complete mary sue in this essay I will