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@codl someone needs to follow him around, and just every room he's in, erect signs outside saying "this is not a place of honour, no great deeds are celebrated here. What is held here disgusts and ashames us"

re: christmas bread 

@jk josef this is blair witch bread

@gulfie gonna make a weather app that displays everything in a combined line/pie/bar graph where the line graph simply has Axes labeled "time" and "weather", the bar chart has a separate axes which goes from :blobsunglasses:​ to 🙃​ , and the pie chart is completely unrelated but is in there anyway and has completely randomly generated values shown on it.

It will be THE most accurate weather app ever, but also simultaneously the most useless.

@CKaylis god that game is just so good and gfreat and ffffuck it's hard lol

basically my brain is a fuck and this is why i physically can very rarely enjoy horror games.

DUSKERS is one of the exceptions, and even that I can only play for brief periods and have to take long breaks between.

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Also this is why I cannot, and WILL not play Amnesia games, ever. I tried the first one, noped the FUCK out when there was the first invisible enemy in the pitch black water filled basement tunnel. uninstalled it immediately.

Alien:Isolation, I completed it, in the hardest difficulty, but FFFFUCK ME that was exhausting. I was physically drained afterwards. I tried going back into it for the DLC and just... couldn't. guh.

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even in Creative mode, the fucking Crashers and the massive leviathans coming outta nowhere god, fuck, christ.

Outer Wilds' Anglerfish were terrifying enough to have to deal with. I managed it, but god it was in sufferance.

At least with GTFO I have others to back me up so I don't have to deal with it alone, and fuck it, you can shoot things if shit goes south! No jumpscares either! THAT I can deal with. Jumpscares tho? fuck no,. fuck off. please. god. fuck.

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Iiii... think I've finally worked out why I don't get on with horror games often....

...i live in a constant state of dealing with my anxiety.

...so playing a horror game, especially one filled with jumpscares, is like having to battle a constant panic attack that I've CHOSEN to have by playing said jumpscare-filled game.

... it is a deeply, DEEPLY unpleasant feeling to experience.

Hell, even Alien: Isolation was hard to get through. I can barely play Subnautica for the same reason.

I would be absolutely unbearable as a character in a shonen anime

Villain: "you've fallen into my trap! Now to send you far away to another dimension-"
Me: *immediately interrupting* "-NEW GALAXY, INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY"
Villain: *tries to ask what the fuck I am talking about but is immediately drowned out by Beastie Boys*

@Siph@rage.love *squeals in delight* everything aobut this is wonderful!!

@Siph@rage.love the vinyl is a strawberry the VINYL IS A STRAWBERRY AAAAA *happyflaps!!*

@compufox god i fucking hate this with discord and telegram and pretty much everything why is there no notification soudn that isn't so quiet that you can't hear it ever but also not so loud that it makes you jump every time it goes off and ALSO WHY DOES IT HAVE TO SPAM NOTIFS AT YOU AAAH

@owashii@tech.lgbt My only issue with LM3 is that it....really doesn't work as a coop game :/ it's far too geared towards singleplayer for it to try to be multiplayer coop and it feels like SUCH an afterthought that it has coop that it should just not have bothere d:<

nsfw version of a synth fursona ref sheet but the only difference from the sfw one is there’s a wiring diagram

i will not reinstall and play fonv again for the sixth time now or something i will not i refuse nope nope nope nope

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