Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

Ooo oven should be cold now. Baking Stone seasoning ROUND TWO

@Siph@rage.love Marx, Engels, Dril. the cornerstones of all leftist theory.

Though Dril honestly will be fine to read, it gives you a great overview for the average reader.

@purple do not encourage my brain it is bad and belongs in the pear wiggler.

@the_gayest_goat_in_town@hellsite.site If it weren't contained in my head I bet it fuckin' would too

(based on a true story that literally just happened I swear to fuck my brain is legitimately trying to kill me holy fuck. I VERY NEARLLY actually touched it too before I realised)

me: *takes baking stone out of the oven after its first half of its first seasoning*
My brain: "hey touch it to see if it's hot"
Me: yeah o-... Wait... It's JUST come out of the oven OF COURSE it's gonna be hot!
My brain: yeah but you should check to be sure
Me: yeah okay that seems legi- WAIT NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!
my brain: I double dog dare you to touch it
Me: well I TRIPLE dog dare YOU to touch it!
My brain: you're on!
Me: wait FUCK, NO. STOP IT *grabbing own hand*

followup pooptoot: "...flowey you are a flower how you gonna yeet anybody without arms??"
"..."
"...didn't think about that did you?"
"YES I DID, SHUT UP. I THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING."

"in this world, it's YEET OR BE YEETED"

@monorail a lesbian wakes up next to her still sleeping wife, gazes over at her, the light gently caressing her wife's peaceful features, and she blushes bright red, covering her face with a startled cry of "oh my god I... I'm a lesbian!!"

This of course wakes her wife up who groans. "Sara, that's the fourth time this week. OF COURSE you're a lesbian. We got married FOUR YEARS AGO."
"I know, but GOD YOU'RE SO HOT"
"...I love you too but god, please let me sleep in for once?"
"CAN'T. TOO GAY"

@nyx@efdn.club "like uh... the girl version of a himbo. like... a girlbo?... herbo?.. oh shit is that like what herbacious means? Like, a herbo that's super cool and hot?"

@monorail psh, with that attitude, yeah.

However I support disaster lesbians strong enough to have multiple lesbian awakenings in one lifetime.

You go, you beautiful gay catastrophes.