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@batterpunts @jk *loud crashing noises, things falling off desks, cat screeching... . unnerving silence for a good whole minute* wait did you mean me physically, and also in like, rotational horizontal, because I just did vertical and uhhh.... I ... have to clean some things up.

@owashii@tech.lgbt (also the teleport armour for horses. because Teleporse)

@owashii@tech.lgbt i legit actually forgot entirely about kilton and his stuff he sells, AND also that the motorbike needs fuel. I think I completed teh game before the fuel ran out. .. or... I didn't use the motorbike becuase... hoss.

@batterpunts @jk hmm lessiee, if I ... wrap both hands around my throat, like... yeah, and if I line up my hands just right I htiink, like... it gets vertically symmetrical? like, down the middle?? but I think it's just that one.

@batterpunts @jk ...i wish you hadn't said that because my brain immediately went "but hey, that's just a theory. A GROUP theory!!" and I immediately wanted to strangle myself

@batterpunts @jk (also yes if you pick up the pieces , but they go back down again)

@batterpunts @jk no but the players can move in and out of the room and the game playing :O

the entire universe:
the endless void:
entropy itself:
me upon seeing any kind of bone:

@addamschloe@hellsite.site plot twist, the anme of the site is ACTUALLY "The Orycom"

But people misread it as theory.com

as in, bubbles start to accidentally clip into each other as a result of collisions happening too close together, and... that causes a knockon effect of bubbles being pushed away at way past a reasonable speed, which causes MORE clipping, and...

well..

suddenly your screen is carbonated and going full on warp speed and it is no longer relaxing.

Funny, yes, but relaxing no XD

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speaking of screensavers, I'd totally forgotton that Windows 10 even has them. that's how long it's been since screen savers were a thing that was necessary.

...turns out there's a fun looking one called bubbles, which is rather soothing. pastel coloured bubbles floating around your default background colouration bouncing off each other.

There's no options for it tho, which... I feel contributes to its... somewhat erratic behaviour...

...after a while it uh... goes feral?

@Violet ....yes but to be fair, this is After Dark I'm talking about :3

@Violet better question, why isn't there an AfterDark for windows 10+

@a_breakin_glass @benhamill@cybre.space could you ask them if they've worked out that script for shakespeare yet

@EeveeEuphoria @gulfie @codl @sobsz aw dang network tank is getting a bit empty, best fill it up at the pump

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