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@finn I need to address my fans on an important matter. *Makes noises with their voice into a bunch of running fans so they sound like a robot*

You’re worth more, sis
Went a little crazy with this piece,,,,,,, time lapse coming soon in a separate post!

Finished waist-up!

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hey y'all, my irl friend really needs help! they got into a car accident and they don't have insurance. their cashapp is $MaverickGr and their Venmo is @ MG-Green

let me know if you help out, show me proof and i'll draw a lil portrait of you or your pet if you'd like!

#MutualAidRequest #mutualaid #transaid @mutualaid

but in the end this does make a point: a point about how capitalism will always copy what it sees, no matter what that is. That we must make our movements fundamentally anti capitalist in reaction.

and if it is just a bunch of cool aesthetic design photos at times, god it's a bunch of REALLY COOL AESTHETIC DESIGN PHOTOS AT TIMES

Ending on a high note with Utopian Scholastic, which might be my favorite.

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turn golf courses back into wolf courses

Food Crimes 

@yeenbean ... Ohhhhhh.... So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz also it has a Yoshi's Island like feature where as you take damage your babies get knocked off you and you have to rescue them before they get hurt or captured

Also the fight with Axl goes very differently. He shows up to fight and Sparkster is just SO DONE with this she haymakers him and just leaves him gasping on his knees, winded... And one of her kids blows a raspberry at him as she does to add insult to injury.

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz I now want a rom hack of this where Sparkster is a girl and a mom and Children difficulty is only easier because you have your babies with you and they're able to attack your foes for you, but otherwise is the hardest difficulty

If you asked me to picture the man who invented karaoke, this is exactly the image that would have come to mind

the deal with thee/thou vs. you was that thee/thou was more personal/intimate, while 'you' was more formal

then english got over having grammatical relationship distance in pronouns & used 'you' everywhere

so when someone in an old-timey story says "Have at thee, villain!", they're actually flirting

Food Crimes 

@yeenbean w... Why... Why would they even cut a bagel... It... It just needs slicing across the middle to allow you to fill it, not cutting any more than that... It's basically a savory doughnut oh my god why why would they cut it into quarters holy fuck

Found a bug friemb in our pond when draining it to clean out all the mud that clogged it after some severe rain storms!

CW: for ... Idk freshwater crustacean? Water bubg? Swimmy insect? Hard fish? W/e

re: ukpol, wishing death on someone, covid 

@PsyChuan @finn thoughts and prayers (that he fuckin' gives it to boris and they both die a slow, long, lingering and agonising death)

@SerenaBeancatte@chitter.xyz .... okay so like... maybe that's meant to be a pooptoot, that image, but... i relate to it like holy fucking shit super relate

orb mode ftw

random short fiction piece based on a random thought in my shitpost generating brain 

"Well i'll be a horse's ass" he murmured, as he looked over appreciatively at the stallion in bed beside him.

The horse groaned and ran a hand over his face, glancing wearily over his shoulder at his donkey husband. "We've been married six years; are you gonna be doing this EVERY time you wake up?"

His partner grinned, seeing the badly hidden smirk on the stallion's face; "Only until it stops being funny."

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