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So, hey, I'm a translator. And I'm pretty much *always* looking for more work.

I translate to and from Polish.

Not the most in-demand language in the English-speaking world, but if you need a translation done or know someone who does, hit me up.

I'm good at what I do, I have low rates, and I can work pretty damn fast if that's what you need.

I am also pretty versatile, I've translated everything from literature to marketing to technical stuff.

Food Fight 2012 

@fillertrack captioning this thread with "This is not a place of honour"

Food Fight 2012 

@fillertrack .... That's actually kind of an achievement

Food Fight 2012 

@fillertrack I have never seen this movie and I am terrified to do so because I have heard Many Bad Things about it

@finn wait wait wait

I got one
Wait

Gabe newv3.6.110 new FINAL FINAL FINALV3 updated.psdell

anything can be a speedrun if you attempt it fast and recklessly enough

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no one:

absolutely noone:

me seeing someone mention ANYTHING with ANYTHING close to a change in how fast it happens or is completed: [%name] any% wr attempt

"no one wants to work" 

As seen on birdsite
twitter.com/AbstraitWolf/statu

A 15$ min wage wouldn't fucking kill jobs and this is proof

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@noiob yah same. there's some moomin ones that are really cute too but i'm bugged by how off model Little My, Snufkin, and Snork Maiden are.

@noiob oh yeah totally, like a mouseover. that may be intended given the first frame always seems to be like... the full emoji, without movement, in a nice readable format.

@Zest if it were really lawless then you'd have to steal them

@noiob I still find animated emojo far too distracting. like every time they move they draw my eyes and make it impossible for me to read what people are typing so i really hate them ;w;

when you're exfiltrating something and you're not done that's a work in egress

@noiob nah it looks sharky enough for me, 's cool. :D very readable and LOOKIT THAT CUTE LI'L SMIIILE AAAA :D :D :D

(okay that's probably meant to be giulls but fuck it it's a smile now)

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