Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

imagining an episode of ST:NG where some kind of wacky event-of-the-week has given the Enterprise's computer a full personality and sentience and it starts getting REALLY sarcastic and passive aggressive with Picard.
"Tea, earl grey, hot."
"Oh thank GOODNESS you clarified, I was about to give you the tea as a block of ice, gosh how stupid of me to think you wouldn't want it HOT, Captain Picard. Just to be clear, you want it hot as in with hot WATER, right? I can never tell with you wacky humans"

@noiob mmm maybe... Dunno if that sort of thing will catch on though, you know? Feels like a bit of a gimmick thing

@noiob so long as they don't go too far and make a fourth game after that (remakes of any of the previous ones or extra editions of them don't count)

@zatnosk @jk "surprise mechanics" you mean?

@zatnosk @jk (alternative punchline: f2p will)

@zatnosk @jk wait you are getting FREE will?? Shit I had to pay 29.99 for a monthly subscription of will.

@Violet I do. I've used it once.

...it was fucking awful

@pisscotheque cool cool. if i can make a suggestion then, like... before you put them in the vase, ziptie the bases of them to like some kind of stick or something that hides within the vase, then they won't flop out the top.

@pisscotheque regular or tenderstem?

@kate *stands on the side of the canal with a bunch of other people all chanting together like some kind of keg party* STICK, STICK, STICK, STICK