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stream of consciousness alert, sorry 

Morning thoughts: did Mr Krabs actually feel anything
What was he meant to be feeling
What DID he feel

What do crabs feel like
Go touch a crab
Crab sticks rarely actually contain crab
Fish sticks are what we call fish fingers
Fish don't have fingers
Where do they get the fingers?!
That's silly they're just called fingers because they are long oblong shapes.
What if fingers were balls
Balls to the walls
...wall made of balls

.....I should get up.

food? i think? anyway there is some cromch 

Ice cubes.

love me some icecubes. gotta chomp em. I know it's probably bad for my teeth but I love it.

...I'm not even sure what to make of that last roll of the kizuna folder with the memmbot.

hhheck :| lewdity adjacent, telegram sticker packs, fandoms. eergh 

me: "Oh hey someone posted osme fun undertale sticker pack for telegram! I do love me some cute and fun stickers for that program! *clicks download without checking it fully becuase connection is a bit crap*"
Me later: *checking the sticker pack* "...aaaand it's full of lewd images of Asriel in their evil form :| ... faaantastic."

slightly lewd joke, hazardous pun levels, memms 

that's my secret cap
every toot of mine is a subtoot

@Nine That is a good use of notches, and also that creeper made me think it was very impatient. I'm sorry :3

HOWEVER:

I have good news. My room is basically entirely set up with my gubbings and stuff and I Have some pics for you :3

welp Im back home and work was blooody awful and too hot and they woudln't turn the ac on because it was "too expensive" and yet it was blowing out warm air for all of the day.

it was hell. i had a huge headache after.

PSA: if you use Shitpost on Wake please be careful not to start an infinite loop where your Wake on Shitpost interacts with your Shitpost on Wake and thus you start an infinite Shitpost thread.

but seriously, imagine this: you place a raspberry pi in some soil. you take a few steps back, and then press enter on the keyboard of the handheld computer you’re carrying, executing a script on the pi you’ve ssh-ed into.

a few milliseconds later, you hear a crack as the pi splits in two, divided in half by the spawning of the red pine you’ve downloaded, which undergoes fifty years of growth in the span of less than a minute. the air around you gets noticeably warmer from the reaction.

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