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work related bs, slightly humourous 

"hey Ren aren't you at work right now?"
"Yep, on my break though"
"Yeah but.... Should you be complaining about work... /On their own WiFi???/"
"Eeeehhhh. What're they gonna do? Fire me??"

Real talk though I make sure to post as little identifying info as possible. At least two mutuals know where it is I work but that's only because I know them in meat space.

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work related bs, people quitting 

So uh

Found out just now my manager has handed in her notice while she's been off sick after she fucked up her ankle at work citing family commitments.

1: thank God she's gotten out of this shit heap before it's gotten worse and I wish her all the best
2: really hope those are pleasant family commitments and not bad ones. She's lovely and I'll miss her.
3: well shit guess who doesn't have a team leader now :|

tech griping, work related venting 

Oh I tell a lie it did do one functional thing, which was to remove the ability for customers to auto pay for 5p disposable bags because we're not doing them any more soon.

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tech griping, work related venting 

Is there a word for an "update" which actually fixes absolutely nothing and all it does is put a fancy new skin on everything but is still formatted as an update meaning that if the update didn't apply it would near brick the systems it wasn't applied on necessitating an engineer coming out to manually update the systems with this fancy new skin over everything?

Cause uh...

Yeah. That's our self scans.

stream of consciousness alert, sorry 

Morning thoughts: did Mr Krabs actually feel anything
What was he meant to be feeling
What DID he feel

What do crabs feel like
Go touch a crab
Crab sticks rarely actually contain crab
Fish sticks are what we call fish fingers
Fish don't have fingers
Where do they get the fingers?!
That's silly they're just called fingers because they are long oblong shapes.
What if fingers were balls
Balls to the walls
...wall made of balls

.....I should get up.

food? i think? anyway there is some cromch 

Ice cubes.

love me some icecubes. gotta chomp em. I know it's probably bad for my teeth but I love it.

...I'm not even sure what to make of that last roll of the kizuna folder with the memmbot.

hhheck :| lewdity adjacent, telegram sticker packs, fandoms. eergh 

me: "Oh hey someone posted osme fun undertale sticker pack for telegram! I do love me some cute and fun stickers for that program! *clicks download without checking it fully becuase connection is a bit crap*"
Me later: *checking the sticker pack* "...aaaand it's full of lewd images of Asriel in their evil form :| ... faaantastic."

slightly lewd joke, hazardous pun levels, memms 

that's my secret cap
every toot of mine is a subtoot

@Nine That is a good use of notches, and also that creeper made me think it was very impatient. I'm sorry :3

HOWEVER:

I have good news. My room is basically entirely set up with my gubbings and stuff and I Have some pics for you :3

welp Im back home and work was blooody awful and too hot and they woudln't turn the ac on because it was "too expensive" and yet it was blowing out warm air for all of the day.

it was hell. i had a huge headache after.

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