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"If you had to recommend someone play 5 games" etc reasonings 1 

Undertale: The retro aesthetic, the hilarious, silly humour, the heartcrushing raw emotion it inspires, the story, its beautiful message, the characters, just everything about it is so important to me. I reinstalled it on my Surface Pro just so I could have a True Pacifist playthrough on EVERY system I've played it on.
Duskers: Command line interface? genuinely nerve racking? quirky roguelite-esque gameplay? Very yes, thanks.

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"If you had to recommend someone play 5 games to really get a feel for you/your tastes, what five would you pick?" 

* :undertale: :annoyingdog: :undertale_pacifist: :alphys: :asgore: :asriel: :frisk: :mettaton: :monsterkid: :muffet: :napstablook: :papyrus: :sans: :temmie: :toriel: :undyne: :undertale:
* Duskers
* Nier: Automata
* Transistor
* Yakuza 0

Left stick rotates your character and right stick changes options on the create a character menu Monster Hunter why are you LIKE THIS

Kami wants her tummy rubbed. so she is flopping in front of my keyboard and purring her little head off whilst staring longingly up at me. so I pet her tummy. and she streettchhessss...

and purrs even more...

though she is rather flopping all over my keyboard too. it's ... awkward

I installed steam on my Surface Pro and stuck a few of my games i haven't ever played on it like Hacknet and Sword & Sworcery, and it's pretty great but also I found after playing a bit of Hacknet that command line interface games are rad as fuck and I put Duskers on that shit too because hell yeah command line interface games on a laptop device

food/drink 

oh i found grenadine syrup in our house and I remembered @maple mentioning it was delicious so I tried it out and I'm not sure it's genuine because I remember her saying it was made with pomegranate but this has raspberries and strawberries on the label but it's still heckin' nice with sparkling water.

like a mother racoon and her babies and aaaaaaaa

so cute aaaa ;w;

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was watching Planet Earth 2 last night (nature documentary thingy, pretty great), and the last episode was on wildlife in cities and there was not only this really friggin cool bit on yeens where in Africa there is this city where they are forming a sort of symbiosis with the hyenas and giving them food and the yeens are more peaceful in the city as a result and don't hunt there because they get hand fed.

But also on raccoons and they are the cutest oh my gosh they make such adorable noises.

holy crap how did i ever function with just one screen oh my bloody hell my Surface is great and pretty adorable and I wanna put stickers on it and shit but OH MY GOOD LORD having one screen is ... just... SO fuckin' weird.

more strong women!
*strong women appear*
Stronger!!
*women beef out*
STRONGER!!
*women flexing so hard the stars themselves tremble*
strong women

me: "hm i'm tired but not sleepy but can't focus on gaming but also don't wanna just go to bed what do"
brain: "make a pooptoot"
me: "okay!...uh... hm... okay brain help me out here."
brain: "..what if the real pooptoot was you all along."
me: "...for fucks sake."

small brain: complex riffs and technical music knowhow to create a blistering and engaging tune that will keep listeners engaged no matter how many times it changes theme throughout the track
normal brain: catchy throwaway manufactured 90s - 2000s pop band tunes with a simple "1-2" regular bass beat to maximise catchiness and to get stuck in people's head all day without effort
galaxy brain: children's youtube music tracks/banana phone
UNIVERSE BRAIN: Megaman X Title Screen music.

Holy crap. Malware hidden in a strand of DNA hijacks the computer that analyzes that particular gene sequence.

We're going to live in a very weird world man.

wired.com/story/malware-dna-ha

Last year, I got Unreal Tournament '99 and Unrealty running in web browsers. I would love to see more Unreal Engine 1 games on the web. Do you work for a company that owns a UE1 title? Hit me up.

UT99: icculus.org/ut99-emscripten/

Unrealty: unrealty.net/

Technical details on all this: unrealty.net/icculus-emscripte

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