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alright brb gon meditate now i'm calmed down from today because fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffudgemuffinery my mother is really good at stressing me out and i don't even live with her

john freeman who was gordon freeman's brother was one day an office

CHANGE ONE THING
An old west saloon that ordered a revolving door by mistake. Every argumentative goldbug getting 86ed gets hurled out, comes right back in.

Gang of bad guys wants to approach en masse to intimidate the white hatted good guy but have to line up single file, keep their intimidating frowns fixed 'til the door wheels them through and they can press in behind their black hatted leader.

Rubes from outta town pressing the wrong way. "Guess they's closed," while the whole bar laughs.

The standard business suit is now at least 100 years old. It’s time for the business and political world to embrace a different uniform

I propose Pikachu onesies

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PHP 5.6 reaches end of life in December 2018.

Many server admins refuse to upgrade to PHP 7.1, because WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 and so they don't have to.

WordPress refuses to make its minimum PHP version 7.1 because many server admins haven't upgraded yet.

Because of this, people are blaming PHP for "ending 5.6 too early".

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okay so the reason my eye hurts is

no reason at all?!? theree's nothing ON the eye itself that I can bloody tell, it feels like a tiny paper cut is on it but that's impossible what the heck. ow.

ow why does my eye hurt what bullshit is this gotta go check this out

oh i'm apparently wrong, the main character isn't a glitch in reality whoopsy. but blue revolver are investigating her. ballistically. :3

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We're back in the Man Flush stall today realizing that the situation is worse than previously believed.

and also C)

one of the main characters is a cute as a button robot-bunny eared gal with glowing eyes who is implied to be a sentient and very alive glitch in reality who BLUE REVOLVER are investigating (by means of shooting bullets everywhere in her direction... which of course she replies in kind)

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fuck i just got thinking about BLUE REVOLVER again and A) its amazing soundtrakc, and B) just how goddamn cool the idea of the world setting is (Magic works like programming code, except it's literlaly rewriting the "code" for reality, and can create "junk data" or glitches in reality if this "code" isn't well formed enough which can build up and create anomalies, and the group BLUE REVOLVER is exceptionally well known as v. capable Engineers who go around fixing these glitches)...

my brain: hey guess what time for a crap joke i'm gonna shove into your head and not let you forget
Me: wait no I'm busy looking at thi-
my brain: CHAOS CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION
me: fuckS SAKE

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