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Q: "What makes Mastodon the new Twitter so incredibly immersive and addictive?"

A: the lack of social media managers thinking its the new hot place to dump their spam

quora.com/What-makes-Mastodon-

just finished mowing the lawn.

lawn mowers are just a vacuum cleaner but for gardens

noisy and surprisingly hard work to use but somehow kinda meditative and relaxing experiences.

i mean providing they're cordless.

you insert electrical wiires into any of those two things and welp it's kinda stressful with wires dangling everywhere getting in the way tangling around you and you end up having to explain why you're in a tangled ball screaming obscenities and biting a household appliance.

*to the tune of GAS GAS GAS from Initial D*
BED BED BED
I'm gonna get into bed
TONIGHT, I'LL DIVE
under the coveerrrs~
YEAH YEAH YEAH
"I'm Sleepy" that's what I said
BUT I'M STILL POOP TOOOOTIIING~

aghugg I've somehow bitten the inside of my lip and it's swolen up and sore and I keep gnawing on it without meaning to and making it worsseee

What if we put Garfield's head on top of Goku's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

food adj 

can order number [eldrich screaming] come to the till please

aaahahahah i woke up way too early and couldn't get back to sleep and now i'm sleepy as helllllllll

(( I used to spend ages just jumping around throwing the dice this way and that, doing awesome combos on it, doing the secretish running sliding into it, throwing it in the air, jumping, throwing it up into the air again, then jumping, catching it at the apex of the jump, and slamdunking it back into the ground at full force to get "maximum diceroll power"/look cool and dramatic as hell/practice that so I could do it on enemies in the rest of the game))

(i mean it was one of the most fun parts of the game but still)

like, the entirety of Black's Dice Palace what the shit.

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