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i cannot read cinamasins without pronouncing it sinna-may-zinz

like, the last part is like raisins.

(alternative punchline: "I can't read Cinamasins without pronouncing it 'absolute dickhead'"

doin some sorta shitty videogames quiz to earn some gems in a shitty mobile game for... i dunno. i have no idea why

but it asks me who the main protagonist of halflife is

choices are of course "Gordon Freeman", two other made up "Freeman"s, and Morgan Freeman

and now I'm imagining Morgan Freeman as the main character of half life.

proposal, instead of calling a good tune " a proper banger"

we say "it honks"

the charging and firing sequence for the Wave Motion Cannon of the Space Battle Ship Yamamoto

except all the sounds are replaced with the PS1 startup sound

~a stage curtain opens revealing a 666-piece philharmonic orchestra~
~the conductor cracks her knuckles and waves the baton~
~windows 98 startup sound~

okay uh, so... Picture Cross on android is a pretty good Picross game.

like, really good

!! *Swings mouse to Boost, clicks, but realises, holds the button to switch between them but I have in fact gotten an achievement I would have.

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