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silly you are fun to say I came up with it probably i duno . I'll probably come back from her two week holiday today, earlier this morning, and I am SURE I've watched some of the kizuna ai memms

by which i mean i have literally made my bed with fresh sheets

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Welp, I've made my bed

Guess now I've gotta lay in it.

I mean I suppose I could stay up late but that's gonna do me no favours whatsoever.

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I'm here as often as possible to answer to your questions.

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griffins are just cats that are birds imo

Kotor done with!

yaaay!

thinik imma play Resi 0 now finally.

thoughts re: the new shounen jump app 

First off, flat out, it’s completely worth two bucks a month. You get a sizable archive of professionally translated manga, you get new chapters of popular titles simul-posted on the same week they hit stands in Japan, and you get the warm, fuzzy feeling of legitimately supporting cartoonists instead of yoinking grainy scans of their work off of shady websites.

That being said: the app does crash a LOT. And I can’t bookmark pages, which bites.

uughhh I really gotta stop resting my feet on this bloody subwoofer and get a goddamn footrest because the plug at the back keeps unplugging

tooting to fedi to say that enbies are valid as fuck

uspol, shutdown, oh lord 

"The Interior Department, meanwhile, planned to use the department’s email system to notify employees who would be furloughed and who will stay working — for example, watching over sensitive operations such as wildlife hatcheries and keeping clean water flowing to counties.

But that strategy seemed risky since federal employees are not allowed to check their email when the government is closed."

washingtonpost.com/politics/wi

I think this is why the "dogs are just firm cats!!" line from Undertale cracks me the fuck up every time.

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I don't know why but I very much like "X is just spicy Y" as a meme.

things I do when people call my name to ask me a question

make these following sounds:
- "weh?"
- "mou?"
- "bweh?"
- a meow
ELSE:
- process attention grabbing sound as low priority as a background task until it has been processed fully, then GOTO 10. Repeat if necessary.

things I don't do in this situation:
- say "yes? What would you like?" until i have done at least one of the above
- ever seem to tell the difference between THINKING I heard my name and actually being called.

Question for WLW 

My sister is a 33 year old divorced bi woman who hasn’t been in a relationship with another woman before.

She is fairly high-femme (especially for Seattle), and is having trouble attracting and matching with other femmes.

Do you have any advice that I could pass along to her?

Cleaning up a customer's PC, I made the mistake of leaving a tab open on Yahoo's home page. Only 1 minute later: malvertized. Sunuva...

I did it again to pin down the cause, & indeed it's Yahoo's ads breaking out, taking over the page, & loading scary messages that make it difficult to leave.

I can't stress enough, folks, that an ad blocker is Internet SECURITY software.

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