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you know when you start up a PS1 and it's all like
ᵇᶦʷʷʷʷʷʷʷ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ ᴅᴏDAᴰᴵ pshhhwwwwwwwwww~...

ffwooaaAahh... dooooo, dooooo... duuuuu

like, i'll make a small typo, so go to correct it buit then I get super conscious about the spelling of it as I'm trying to type really fast and then it just comes out as a garbled mess

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i don't have this problem with most other words. usually typos are just because my fingers are useless and flub all over the keyboard.

but trying to type chocolate is really hard.

like somewhere along the line at typing that bloody word my fingers get compltely confused and go all over the place i hate it why

why am i so irritated by things claiming to be "8 bit " when they're very clearly imitating a 16-bit era sound or visual or vice versa it's such a daft, silly, inconsequential thing to get annoyed by but I can't help it I literally see someone link a video of a "16-bit" bloodborne theme with an animated gif used for the visuals of a Bloodborne demake very clearly on GAMEBOY CLASSIC (given the colour palette and low res) but the music is VERY DEFINITELY NES/Gameboy soundchip. fauihsfajshfasf

also my brain: "an 8 bit version of "Doctor Beat" should be called "Doctor Beep" "

someone please update my firmware of my brain clearly it's malfunctioning

hellbrain: "hey. hey. hey."
me: "...fucksake, what."
hellbrain: "chums"
me: "...uh... y..yes?..."
hellbrain: "enbies."
me: "...uhhuh?"
hellbrain: "enby chums"
me: *tangible but unexplainable feeling of dread* "...aaagainst my better judgement... where arey ou going with this?"
hellbrain: :) "chumbies"
me: "NO"
hellbrain: *already had fingers type this out* "yes" :)

oh yeah that reminds me house flipper got a gardening expansion didn';t it?...

...

i'm tempted to get it

"just stop using <thing>" is a completely worthless response to somebody complaining about something.

if someone uses something despite complaining, it's either not bad enough for them to warrant stop using it or there's another reason why they can't.

it does nothing but radiate a smug aura full of elitism.

when I see a cute girl: oh yesbian I'm lesbian

The gospel of BDSM teaches us that hierarchies of control are only healthy when they are:
1. Consensual
2. Temporary
3. At root, fictional

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