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me: *tootling about the house, looking for something to drink, grabbing the switch, gets called for something, goes to see what it is... notices hands held kinda like a squirrel or velociraptor or something standing at rest...* ...

...how long have I been doing this?

final version
base by @/Kammimaru
partial credit to @/lightdizzy who roughed it out first and i redid it by hand like a dork and changed/added some details

ah, seems unfollolwing and refollowing fixes things. heckin yes

@chao this is mostly a test so i can actually find your profile because it seems to... not work? not sure

transcribing a family friend's kid's story and ... hm.

...realising a couple things.

1: I think one of the pages is missing because there's like a whole chunk of story that's not here it seems.
2: I have real trouble parsing even good handwriting sometimes... I suspect this... may be related to my brain somehow. Not sure... noticing a lot of things about myself lately. things that are... raising questions.

unintentionally lewd 

there is an old in my life who talks about needing to get outside more for the purposes of getting more vitamin d from the sunshine

he always phrases this as "i need to get the d" or "gotta get my d for the day" or variants thereof

it's an incredible gift and i will never, ever tell him not to say this absurd thing because it brings me too much joy

@Cynder @SilviaFox@sleeping.town just sent a follow request because for some reason i've managed to unfollow you both and I'm not sure why or how, but if it's because you soft-blocked me for some reason then whatever the reason was I'm sorry and feel free to just ignore my follow request, I'll understand and I'll not hold it against you at all.

i have a patreon now: patreon.com/lynnesbian

does anyone have any ideas for what i could do for reward tiers? i'm thinking of adding people's names to the credits, or maybe recording videos of me working on the app? :L

Did you ever hear the tragedy of systemd? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.

me immediately after hitting send for that toot: oh my god no what the fuck brain
brain: AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT HAHAHA
me: *goes to click delete toot*
brain: wait no what are you doing i said there's nothing you can do about it if you delete it this toot will be meaningless
me: ...*GOES TO DELETE TOOT*
brain: oh but someone replied with something really funny to it now you CAN'T Delete it haHA
me: ...god...dammit. *boosts and favs that admittedly great reply*

aw what it is next level of good content

pooptoot is not only a security precaution for your warewareware warehouse

i have a love-hate relationship with my own brain

it loves that I hate it :|

i’m really happy that i can follow so many trans folks on here. it’s so important to see people like me just being regular people, living your regular lives. i don’t even care if you’re cool or successful or whatever, you all give me hope just by being here

*holds up an orange* What is this so I dashed off to the earlybirds and day folks too!
may the day of you

URGENT 

I still need more money if I am to be able to afford to pay off my phone bill next month. Please help me out:

Cash App: cash.me/$NatsumiKitty

Paypal: paypal.me/gamer0313

#TransCrowdFund

Dig Dug is a screwed-up game.

Look at other games from the same general era, and you'll see the difference:

SPACE INVADERS
Aliens have arrived from outer space and they're REALLY UNFRIENDLY. Fortunately they're also REALLY DUMB. Defend the Earth!

BURGER TIME
You play a guy making burgers by walking all over them. You're just trying to do your job but the food keeps hassling you, man!

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