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@aral Have you heard of "free as in helicopter"?

Someone gives you a free helicopter. Awesome, right? But if you don't know how to fly a helicopter it's useles to you.

In the UK they call Mastodon the Tooty-Elephant

well heck I'm more ill, not less ill :| gonna see doctor on monday. bleh

asking for $ help 

Hey y'all, I'm starting training for a new job this coming Monday, but I'm not going to be getting paid before rent and bills all come due and I was hoping if anybody's got anything they're able to spare, they could send it my way.

I'm also going to need to come up with almost $100 to cover getting licensed for work and to pay for the uniform (robbery if you ask me) on top of everything else, and I'm starting to get a little worried about all this.

Boosts are appreciated a whole lot also <3

#TransCrowdFund

PayPal.me/rosieertel
@RosieGriddle
$RosieGriddle
liberapay.com/RosieGriddle

Free ride-share for PDX queers; Anti-queer Violence 

Need a Safe Ride? Text/Call: 503-455-7077

A Radiocab will be ordered for you, free of charge.

There have been 9 recent assaults and counting in the Portland area targeting queer and trans people, particularly femmes. The attacks have targeted people who are on foot in the city, making it important for queer folks to have safe alternatives to walking/public transit.

To donate to the service: Cash App $saferidepdx

(Can't post full text, sorry)

launching a startup where i take bubble tea baths in the homes of the wealthy, pls invest

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@Nine @Kyresti I can't help but think that she'd sleep in that form... Perched in a comically oversized eggcup.

do you think like

samus naps in the morph ball form in her ship somewhere

just like "welp, on a deep space cruise for a bit, just gonna... curl up in bed" and she pops into the morph ball form and just hops up onto a little shelf and sits there recharging her power suit looking like some kind of google home shit.

"huh that's right I've not checked FA in a while I wonder what my messages are liiIAIAAHHHHFUCK WHAT 900 NEW SUBMISSIONS!? That is not a small number! That is a very BIG number!"

Apparently Catholics are not people addicted to cats. This is disappointing.

Wow actually there's some right proper crap on the switch store.

....

I mean granted Steam has the absolute monopoly on crap on Steam but still...

.... Why is nekopara on the switch

Isn't that a porn game

On the switch

I

Oh god what

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