Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es

random thought: "robots with expressive eye displays don't actually need to blink. but do. why. what's the functionality here."

me in response: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN CUTE HECK

if this was a boilerplate health and safety document someone needs kinda slapping for it.

I dunno why I'm finding this so goddamn funny, I really shouldn't. I don't wish this company any ill and they def. need this rewriting out again, and I'm definitely happy to do so. Mostly I'm despairing of the original company this document was cribbed from because WWWOOW.

welp i'm not doing a style guide for this document I don't think I'm qualified to do so but wow it needs one.

hhhhhhhhhh this... i ... fuck. fuuuck...

oh my god. one of these pages is just;... it's... it was clearly on yellow paper or something. but whoever printed off this hard copy just... printed that yellow page off. so it used up yellow ink on white paper printing the entire page which was clearly just scanned in as an imagiehgaghaufahahahaha

gundam IBO's "Raise Your Flag" intro but instead of mecha boys it's trans people and enbies and aces and we're also piloting mechas and destroying cisheteronormativity and capitalism.

ohhhhhhhhh okay now I get what a style document is. and why it's a bad thing not to have one. *peers at this mess of a hardcopy*

huaghblglflglhthtghfjhsadflk;asdfjkjhldsf
THIS DOCUMENT HAS RANDOM FUCKING NUMBERED LISTS IN IT OH MY FUCK who signed off on this hahahaha

like literally there's a heading and a paragraph with "1)" before each as if they were part of two separate numbered lists, then immediately after an actual numbered list with the same numbering format starting from "1)" again

ohhh my gosh libreoffice works pretty well?

but its icons look like friggin garbage i swear to god

UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF
pooptooting

ah well. music on, time to work again I guess. today's theme is apparently Ghost by Mystery Skulls

my brain: *dubstep intensifies*

hi im ren im meant to be typing up a health and safety document and instead i am ranting about vibyo gamz on the interboobs.

JCC/Mushiking or whatever it was called doesn't have even that. it's just... ugh... it's rock paper scissors but even MORE aggravatingly drawn out and without any strategy to get past it any quicker.

to be quite honest the pocket circuit stuff is slightly infuriating too at times but that has all the charm of the commentator dude being an absolute adorable dork whomst i must protect and how seriously Kiryuu and Majima take the damn sport to the point it plays out like a damn sports anime i fucking love it

also just... fuckin. the JCC shit is just no fucking fun to play. The only thing that made the replacement for it, in Yakuza Kiwami, in any way tolerable, was the story segements between Kiryuu and Majima whenever you got them because Majima is fucking hilarious.

free those poor girls :<

like it doesn't even fit with the damn sequences. It's a badass fuckin battle theme that fits better with a protagonist finally cutting loose and bringing righteous fury down upon badguys, not scantily clad girls slapping each other around for the enjoyment of sweaty old men. D: