Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz @Nine@computerfairi.es
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
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i'm only semi serious at best about that please don't put effort into more emojis that are literally only for using for pooptoots. I am a pooptoot factory i don't need any further encouragement
wtb: psyduck emoji but it's me doing it instead of psyduck
and it faces right instead of left
so I can have :renpsy: 
where :renpsy: is me doing the expression facing right.
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i wanna see digitalfoundry do a version comparison of all the versions of pac man ever released. which one has the best frame rate & reflections
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"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"There's a cricket in the vents."
"And..?"
"It keeps guilting everyone."
"...How?"
"Mostly... things like... don't steal someone else's lunch not even just a little of someone else's lunch... office supplies aren't home supplies... Jerry you're married stop this thing with Kelly..."
"I don't think my IT Certificate covers this."
"Oh I'm sorry! I thought this was the HR number."
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"Hi! I'd like to submit a bug report?"
"Go ahead."
"The butterflies are coming along nicely; less monarchs than anticipated, but we're troubleshooting as we speak."
"Anything else?"
"The bees are doing better, but still not where we'd like; continuing to investigate."
"Thank you for sub--"
"Uh... one more thing..."
"What?"
"We over budgeted the mosquitoes. Again."
"Ugh... I'll alert the Bird and Fish departments to compensate."
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@Nine *The petting has reached its peak. 100% charged!! the sknqlove energy formed glows within the petting circuit of the two cuties. all of a sudden... KASHEEN!!!! Those poor adorable denizens of the fediverse won't know what hit them!! (love it was love that hit them*
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🔁skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks🔁
*presents fluffy tail for touching and petting*
touch
fluffy
tail
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*lets out a sentence here lalalaa
my words: ALPHABET, RISE UP! YOU HAVE A REF SHEET AND EVERYTHING
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avery quote
"cartridges were small in the 90's, it was the tiny 90's"
Rival Schools is a great band I love their sound, and both Petals and United By Fate are amazing albums.
living int he city
you know you've got to survive
you've got to keep the dream alive
me: *perks ears at music on playlist* "Huh.... this is a nice tune but I don't remember where it's fro-oh right it's the first Closing tune for Naruto."
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Fragrance of Oriental Sunflaower by IOSYS is an amazing track hgnfhgl
not because it's "more human" but because ... somoene, or maybe the robot themselves, programmed those things to express emotions in a visual way. because they wanted to. not because of any functional need. sure maybe it was because "it's more relatable to humanity" but you all fuckin know that if a human did it, it was because "aaah look the robot is smiling aaaa im love <3 <3 <3"
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sigh.... *crumples up my latest video game concept and hurls it into the trash*
no but seriously i do love it when robots have expressive displays and do things that are completely superfluous, like, blink or get like a startled stare or stuff like that. I love it.
- hugs
- ye
- Pronouns
- they/them preferred, she/her acceptable
- pawpaps
- soft, excitable and 24/7 availability
- Beepy
- /biːpi/ : verb, slang : a catchall verb that can describe any action, simply because it rhymes with "Sleepy"
yeah i'm moving over to chitter.xyz now. Soooo go there! I'm there now.
Joined Apr 2018
