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So, Blackstone Fortress has a particular enemy type called "Enemy Psykers". There are two of them, and these particular chaos aligned sorcerers have a particular weapon called a Chaos Stave.

Upon reading it, our friend @salith who was acting as GM for the campaign misread it for a moment as "Chaos Steve". Which of course caused them a moment of amused confusion. It then caused US all amusement as well. Because now they're nicknamed "Chaos Steve" and "Chaos Dave" to the group :3

Okay, people keep insisting this is a prank because his last name means "joke", but if it's a prank it's an incredibly deep one. Mark Scherz is an established herpetologist, and this specific work has been covered by National Geographic nationalgeographic.com/animals and the Smithsonian smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ .

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have i ever told you the story of Darth Roseus the Ravenous, whose food bowl refused to fill itself? it's not a story the Jedi would have told you

If you're into anticapitalist, antifascist cyberpunk adventures, can't wait for Beyond a Steel Sky, and want to help me pay bills in cyberpunk dystopian America, Neofeud is on sale on Steam + DRM free on Itch!
store.steampowered.com/app/673
silverspook.itch.io/neofeud
#cyberpunk #indiegames

Speaking of crows, friendly reminder that survival of the fittest doesn’t mean strongest, crows keep on by keepin together

cyber city oedo 808 (the original manga video release in the UK anyway) has such a great soundtrack

yaaay i'm done with this document =w= it's all typed up, it's all finished, aside from a section that they themselves hadn't filled in so welp I'mma ask about that. I even updated some of the wording and terminology, plus altered the section on pregnant parents to be more inclusive in its wording.

oof, finished the document. they didn't provide documents for smoking. turns out they just never did them, so I gotta leave that bit out.

me: UUUghhh there's so many pages of this damn document aren't I done yet!?
*checks remaining documents. there's only two pages left*
Oh.

...huh o_o

how did we end up in a world where "gender critical" is a shitty euphemism for transphobe instead of meaning the moment where you roll a 20 and realise you you're trans

fuck there's some kind of spambot going around various instances posting links to some website called "womenarestupid" or some shit. I've reported the same bot (under different names) twice now. ugh

(realtalk my typing speed is probably a bit faster than that, given that I was last measured ... quite some years ago. )

me: *typing real fast without looking at the screen and keyboard and barely making any errors*
someone: wow okay you type really fast, have you ever had it measured?
me: yeah, turns out it's something close to 70wpm without any errors?
someone: Nice!
me: *knowing it was like 69wpm * yeah. B]

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