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@Nine *The petting has reached its peak. 100% charged!! the sknqlove energy formed glows within the petting circuit of the two cuties. all of a sudden... KASHEEN!!!! Those poor adorable denizens of the fediverse won't know what hit them!! (love it was love that hit them*

🔁skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks petting skunks🔁

*lets out a sentence here lalalaa
my words: ALPHABET, RISE UP! YOU HAVE A REF SHEET AND EVERYTHING

avery quote 

"cartridges were small in the 90's, it was the tiny 90's"

Rival Schools is a great band I love their sound, and both Petals and United By Fate are amazing albums.

living int he city
you know you've got to survive
you've got to keep the dream alive

me: *perks ears at music on playlist* "Huh.... this is a nice tune but I don't remember where it's fro-oh right it's the first Closing tune for Naruto."

Fragrance of Oriental Sunflaower by IOSYS is an amazing track hgnfhgl

not because it's "more human" but because ... somoene, or maybe the robot themselves, programmed those things to express emotions in a visual way. because they wanted to. not because of any functional need. sure maybe it was because "it's more relatable to humanity" but you all fuckin know that if a human did it, it was because "aaah look the robot is smiling aaaa im love <3 <3 <3"

sigh.... *crumples up my latest video game concept and hurls it into the trash*

no but seriously i do love it when robots have expressive displays and do things that are completely superfluous, like, blink or get like a startled stare or stuff like that. I love it.

random thought: "robots with expressive eye displays don't actually need to blink. but do. why. what's the functionality here."

me in response: BECAUSE IT'S FUCKIN CUTE HECK

if this was a boilerplate health and safety document someone needs kinda slapping for it.

I dunno why I'm finding this so goddamn funny, I really shouldn't. I don't wish this company any ill and they def. need this rewriting out again, and I'm definitely happy to do so. Mostly I'm despairing of the original company this document was cribbed from because WWWOOW.

welp i'm not doing a style guide for this document I don't think I'm qualified to do so but wow it needs one.

hhhhhhhhhh this... i ... fuck. fuuuck...

oh my god. one of these pages is just;... it's... it was clearly on yellow paper or something. but whoever printed off this hard copy just... printed that yellow page off. so it used up yellow ink on white paper printing the entire page which was clearly just scanned in as an imagiehgaghaufahahahaha

protecc lesbian
attacc lesbian
but most importantly
purse always contains snacc lesbian

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